By Reid Collins on 7.27.09 @ 6:06AM
Restoring Cambridge to its rightful place.
I could tell Uncle Pundit was on one of his "make things right
again" kicks.
"Doesn't have to be everywhere," he was saying. "Not in rough
neighborhoods, Southeast D.C. for example. But in University
towns like Princeton and Cambridge. Police department there otta
drill into their cops ('scuse me, 'Police Officers') the concept
of Presumption of Eminence. That is, every guy they
accost, in the street, on campus, or in a bar, can be assumed to
be a somebody. That way, the President ignores that last question
at his news conference and walks back up the red carpet to brood
some more about health care."
But this sergeant guy, Crowley, insists the Gates guy was being
combative, and that he warned him he was risking arrest.
"Too late. By that time Crowley had the cuffs out. A Presumption
of Eminence cop, officer that is, establishes his inferiority
right at the outset. In this case, it's a cheery hello, like
"Greetings Gates! What percolates?"
You're kidding.
"Not at all. That gets the relationship off to a cheery start.
Crowley should take it further, and offer to show the professor
his own credentials, cop cards, maybe a photo of his kids from
his wallet.
And, in the case of an African-American, he should have a serious
question to ask, something about a Supreme Court case back there
when the civil rights issue was just getting straightened out.
But what if the guy insisted on being obstreperous?
"Then the officer apologizes, salutes, says he is going to the
store and is there anything he could fetch?"
And you figure that makes everything right again?
"Yep. Crowley doesn't have to attend any departmental hearings.
Gates can percolate another urn of coffee, and Obama can keep
walking back down that red carpet."
topics:
Henry Louis Gates, Jr., Harvard University, Sgt. James Crowley