By R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr. on 3.5.09 @ 6:08AM
Paul Begala is the loveliest of them all, with Kathleen Parker a
close second.
WASHINGTON -- "Rush is the bloated face and drug-addled voice of
the Republican Party," Paul Begala is
quoted as saying in the Washington Post. Begala is
asseverating on Rush Limbaugh, the most popular radio commentator
in the country, but alas one who disagrees with Begala. I think
it speaks volumes about Begala's obliviousness that he would
bring up physical traits in attempting to make some political
point. Has he beheld himself in a mirror lately? Even friends
know him as "The Skull," owing to his cadaverous countenance.
You may only have seen him on television. I have had the gruesome
experience of seeing him in the flesh. We were in the makeup room
being cosmeticized for appearances on a cable television show.
The artiste attending to the crevices, the gullies, and
the bumps of Begala's unfortunate face had to apply so much
makeup to it that when he left the makeup room it looked as
though he was wearing plaster of Paris. During the ensuing debate
he may have laughed at one or two of my jokes or he may have
frowned. It was impossible to tell. His ghoulish features were
completely covered up.
The point Begala has been trying to make about Limbaugh is the
point that apparently an entire phalanx of Democratic operatives,
including President Barack Obama's chief of staff Rahm Emanuel,
is trying to make, namely, that Limbaugh wants the President to
fail. Of course, these Democrats are practicing a deception on
their audiences. What Limbaugh clearly wants is for the president
to fail in his apparent goal of bringing social democracy to our
shores (through his nationalization of much of the economy and
his onerous tax increases). Limbaugh wants this effort to fail
because it will prevent economic recovery and the
prosperity that has been allowed us by free-market economics. The
whole controversy is a hoax. Yet now it is reliably reported that
as many as a dozen top Democrats, some on the White House staff,
are continuing this hoax and expanding it by trying to make
reaction to Limbaugh an issue for the Republican Party to
pronounce on.
Supposedly, if one declares admiration for Limbaugh in public one
is politically an extremist. Alternatively, if one scorns him one
is civilized to the utmost. The consequence is discord within
Republican ranks, and -- so Democrats believe -- growing strength
for the Democrats. Truth be told, here is but more evidence of my
deeply held belief that politics for many -- whether they be
Republican or Democrat -- is a form of neurosis. Come election
time only the nuts will care which side you lined up on in this
deviously confected hoax.
Yet the controversy demonstrates anew the validity of
O'Sullivan's Law. The eponym of this law is John O'Sullivan,
former aide to Lady Margaret Thatcher and former editor of
National Review. According to O'Sullivan's law, in
American culture if one is not firmly conservative one will fall
prey to the liberals who dominate the culture, polluting it with
their left-wing politics and creating what I call
Kultursmog.
In the smog various timid conservatives have allowed
themselves to become instrumentalities of the Democrats' hoax.
Thus Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele has
called Limbaugh's commentary "incendiary" and "ugly." Has Steele
listened to Begala lately? Another timorous conservative is David
Frum, who is always identified as an ex-writer for President
George W. Bush who assisted in creating the phrase "axis of
evil." How many writers are needed to create a three-word phrase?
Frum is
going along with the Democrats' misleading claim that Rush
wants the president to fail. Perhaps Frum believes that social
democracy is an improvement on free markets.
My favorite among the timid conservatives is this Kathleen
Parker, a conservative columnist who apparently rose without a
trace. Until this autumn I had never heard of her, and to this
day about the only time one does hear of her is when she is
puffing liberal gasses into the Kultursmog. In the
autumn she was one of the conservatives sternly critical of
Senator John McCain for his choice of the pulchritudinous Sarah
Palin as a running-mate. Now in her Washington Post
column she is equally stern in her criticism of the
pulchritudinous Limbaugh.
Her presence in the mainstream media is another example of how
the political culture works. Conservatives become acceptable when
they disparage conservatives. Rush Limbaugh has never taken the
coward's way out -- and he is very amusing.