By Hal G.P. Colebatch on 2.2.09 @ 6:07AM
A teleplay with the mental atmosphere of Orwell's "Two-Minute
Hate." And wouldn't its makers love to get their mitts on George
W. Bush.
First, a couple of credentials: I am immodest enough to think
that few people have a longer record than I of attacking former
British Prime Minister Tony Blair and his government.
My book Blair's Britain was begun in Blair's salad days
a few weeks after he took power in Britain in 1997. It was
published in 1999, when he still dominated British political and
cultural life, and was selected as a Book of the Year in the
London Spectator. This was when the religious
correspondent of my local paper was gushing ludicrously that
"Secular leaders become moral and spiritual leaders, challenging
the role of the churches. In Britain, for example, Prime Minister
Tony Blair, has emerged as the country's moral and spiritual
leader…" I said then that New Labour threatened to be not the
least but the most dangerously radical of governments.
Blair's Britain was singled out for praise -- a gem in my
collection of cuttings! -- by my journalistic hero Peter Simple
in the Daily Telegraph, and Professor Antony Flew in the
introduction to Standardbearers: British Roots of the New
Right, lamented that it had not been available earlier. It
sold out quickly but for some reason was not reprinted.
Since then I have written frequently on British politics and
culture-wars in this magazine and elsewhere. One of my main
arguments has been that New Labour under Blair, apart from
incompetence and inconsistency in policies, has in innumerable
ways led, or at the very least condoned, the degradation and
hollowing-out of British institutions, the lowering and
coarsening of British culture and the general triumph of the
Gramscian Left. There has been permissiveness and sleaze
(including, we have now discovered, the apparent corruption of
the House of Lords), coupled with the Draconian enforcement of
political correctness and Nanny-Statery. Taxation policies have
been designed to destroy traditional families. New Labour's
general reversion to doctrinaire socialism and class-warfare was
a complete betrayal of the overt and implied promises on which it
was elected of a managerialist, market-friendly, post-ideological
"big-tent" party: that proved a lie immeasurably greater and more
far-reaching than any involving the decision to go to war in
Iraq. I could mention more. And all that before the current
economic downturn.
I write this not only to blow my own trumpet but also to
emphasize that I am not a person exactly prejudiced in Blair's
favor. I turned on the recent teleplay The Trial of Tony Blair
(well, it's been around in Britain for a while but has just got
to this part of the world) with some anticipation.
In fact, it is a disagreeable piece of work for a number of
reasons. It attacks Blair from the left not for the almost
innumerable things he got wrong but for almost the only big thing
that he got right and showed real courage over: the need to stand
by America in the war on terrorism. The whole thing driving its
hatred is the assumption that Blair was an American puppet
("Poodle" has generally been the term used, far beyond the point
of cliché).
Further, it does this with both childishness and the grossest
artistic crudity and a personal savagery that seems somehow
disgusting even to me. It has been widely advertised as a "sharp
satire." That is one thing it certainly isn't. Sharp satire is
what you get from the likes of Tom Stoppard, with a genuine clash
of ideas and argument, not to mention wit. Even Bernard Shaw gave
his bad characters good lines. The Trial of Tony Blair, however,
is just crude venom, with what is really an anti-American agenda,
very much in the line of all those British lefty rantings against
Margaret Thatcher. It looks like a revival of the Leninist
technique known as "animalization of the enemy." I think there is
a good chance that such a play would simply not have found a
producer a few years ago, not because of its politics but because
of its forensic infantilism.
Hardly a cliché is left undeployed. Blair is shown haunted by the
ghosts of dead Iraqi children (Saddam Hussein's and the Taliban's
victims somehow fail to make an appearance). The Americans are
fatuous and hypocritical swine who abandon the deluded Blair the
moment he ceases to be of use to them. While Blair is attacked
for sending British troops to Iraq, there is no mention of one of
the real indictments that could be made: that is, sending them
with inadequate equipment and as part of a force whose whole
ethos he and those around him had treated with indifference and
contempt. Blair is shown raving that the overthrow of Saddam was
a good thing, but he is plainly intended to be regarded as going
mad as he says it. It is taken for granted as a self-evident
truth that the invasion of Iraq was simply crazed war-mongering
by the U.S. that no decent or sane person could have supported.
Blair is gleefully shown being ridiculed by his publisher over a
paranoid and unsaleable book of memoirs, facing financial ruin,
being betrayed by (and betraying) Gordon Brown, sneered at and
abandoned by his wife, being arrested for war-crimes,
finger-printed, swabbed for DNA while being ridiculed by a
policeman over the number of Iraqis he has killed, and shouted at
by a magistrate in court at an extradition hearing (highly
unlikely behavior towards an ex-Prime Minister). He is locked in
a cell, suffers a heart attack, and is forced to lie in a
hospital bed in the proximity of excrement, is then mocked and
ridiculed by Gordon Brown again, and finally deported as a
prisoner to Europe to face trial in the International Criminal
Court -- the film-makers plainly regret that because the U.S. has
not recognized the ICC George Bush can't be there beside him.
When he is summoned to the American Embassy someone mockingly
suggests it is because the Americans want to make him President.
He is shown as taking this seriously and replying that it is
impossible because he is not an American citizen. All this is so
over the top that a bare recapitulation of it sounds farcical --
in fact some sort of successful farce could have been written
along these lines -- but it is all done with that kind of leftist
earnestness that is entirely devoid of humor, subtlety, or even
self-awareness. I have never seen anything so redolent of George
Orwell's "Two-Minute Hate" in 1984. There is a mental atmosphere
of Stalinism or Chinese literature in its Maoist days about it.
Mark you, while there is no doubt you are meant to end the play
hating Blair, it is dubious that this is the effect such overkill
actually achieves. I can imagine a subtler piece being more
effective by far, and -- Heaven knows! -- there is more than
enough that Blair could be legitimately attacked on.
And yet, in a way, there is a kind of poetic justice in this,
though not of the kind that the makers of the play would have had
in mind. I mentioned above the coarsening and lowering of British
cultural standards under New Labour and the way the Gramscian
Left has been given its head. In the sheer crudity of its
viciousness this play is one of Blair's, and New Labour's,
authentic children.
topics:
War on Terror, Tony Blair, New Labour