By Enemy Central on 1.26.09 @ 6:09AM
The week the world stood still.
The great man recently declared, must to the dismay of the Gaia
contingent, "We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and
Hindus, and nonbelievers," and not necessarily in that order.
Thus it is disturbing that last week is being regarded as a holy
week by leading adherents of our nation's great religions and
nonreligions. Where they saw saintliness and nirvana, we saw
suffering and unaccountability and a coldness of spirit you would
not believe.
For instance, the new president's opening words, "My fellow
citizens." Was this a cruel joke? Twelve million undocumented
immigrants in our midst, and they're being excluded this way? Or
has an executive order already naturalized and registered them as
voting Democrats? Perhaps the great new One was simply signaling
his preference for the French national anthem and its
revolutionary summons of the citizenry (citoyens) to arms. Like
nobody in recent memory, our leader speaks to one and all in
multi-layered mis-direction.
If only he had learned from Katrina -- how many countless
thousands of loyal, vetted, and certified supporters were coldly
abandoned in the Third Street tunnel and other approaches to the
holy grounds of Capitol Hill while a heedless government went
about its self-congratulatory business? While Yitzak Perlman
fiddled (or pretended to, as the Obama-Biden team looked up at
him and pretended to listen), a breakaway nation of Obamists
burned. No mean feat in a deep freeze.
Let them eat change, the inaugural committee chairman and master
of ceremonies Dianne Feinstein told the huddled masses. Or more
precisely, she injected an unprecedented doctrinal note in the
proceedings that could keep her from being spied on by CIA
director Leon Panetta. Said Ms. Feinstein, "future generations
will mark this morning as the turning point for real and
necessary change in our nation."
Picking up on Dianne's subtlety, the distinguished Rep. Dennis
Kucinich showed that he too is ready to get with the program when
he managed to be among the first to greet, congratulate, and
whisper something to the new president. Just the other day we
received a secret communiqué alerting us to the menacing new book
Dennis has authored, "35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for
Prosecuting George W. Bush." At the risk of becoming an indicted
co-conspirator, you can check it out
here. We assume he's being paid by the count.
The loony-bin contingent's tentacles extend to the Oval Office,
if New York Times
coverage of the new president's knuckle-headed chief of staff
is even remotely accurate. We can't wait for the follow-up report
on the chatty new veep. What's an indicator of meaningful change?
According to the Times, it's when Rahm Emanuel is said
to be "trying to…cut down on his use of profanity." And he
worries that he's not being a good father to his three young
children. No word if he also feels bad for saying Republicans are
"bad people who deserve a two-by-four upside their heads." Which
perhaps explains the White House's second thoughts on shutting
Gitmo down for good, not that there's aren't Republicans happy to
claim they fed Rahm that line.
Republicans will not be cowed, regardless. Two of them actually
voted against confirming Hillary Rodham Kissinger as our nation's
latest secretary of state, one day after Sen. John Cornyn felt
the wrath of Sen. John McCain for delaying the vote. Oddly, in
the final tally Cornyn was not among the two who voted no.
Republican resistance will have to build in other ways. Here was
a squandered opportunity. Several days before his initial
swearing in, the then-President-elect dropped by the offices of
the Washington Post, one of many follow-up visits in
which Mr. Obama has reminded reporters not to waste their
questions. Coming across a
reportedly pregnant news aide, he proceeded to violate her
privacy and to stereotype her situation by asking her when she
was due. Then he interfered with her naming rights, saying,
intimidatingly, "I hear Barack's a good name."
Couldn't she have responded, and thus cheered all those in need
of post-1964-like uplift, "I prefer Barry"?