By Enemy Central on 1.15.09 @ 6:08AM
Dinners, luncheons, and standing aloof from the crowd.
As we saw yesterday, the Fairness Doctrine is now in force. Some
might say it's merged with Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Here we have a
major dinner at George Will's, starring the nation's acting
president who next Tuesday makes it official and ten leading
conservative pundits, some of whom didn't even vote the man. Yet
not a word has been reported about what was said or even who was
officially there. The Obama 10 are sworn to secrecy and the one
man who has said anything at all about the event sounded as if he
had just a private audience with the Pope. How unfortunate that
Larry Kudlow is not a Republican senator. He could have given
George Voinovich a run for his money.
That would have been at the Hillary Hearings, where the
impressive next Secretary of State spent the better part of
Tuesday holding court, suffering fools, and looking like she sure
could use a drink. Without an endless campaign to keep her high
and an Indiana speak-easy to keep her fueled, Senator Clinton
permitted her eyes to sag even if her steel-trap mind never
wandered. According to one reporter close to this investigation,
Ms. Hillary in all likelihood spent late nights cramming for her
big test, the last U.S. senator who still does her homework. We
hope someday Sen. Caroline Schlossberg will follow in her path
and face senatorial confirmation to serve as secretary of state
in President Obama's fourth term, say.
But let's not jump ahead. For one thing, Senator Voinovich will
be long gone by then. To be fair, his giddy performance vis-à-vis
Hillary may have had something to do with his recent announcement
that he will not run for re-election next year. There's no one
happier in politics than a Republican who quits before he loses,
and in the process can trash his own side in an (always futile)
effort to curry favor with the other.
Thus we had George coming on to
Hillary ("First of all, I want to thank you for the time we
spent on the telephone and also for your receiving a very lengthy
letter from me" -- luckily Bill's not the jealous type!) and then
distancing himself from her (Republican) predecessor ("And we all
know that our public diplomacy is at a low ebb. I think Secretary
Rice has tried to do a good job…. But, you know, once the water
goes over the dam, it's hard to bring it back up" -- Republicans,
in other words, can't afford to waste good water) and finally
putting in his application for a plum ambassadorship in Western
Europe ("And I think that the Obama policy, 'smart power' -- I
was in Europe this last month, and they're all excited about our
new president"). He should have stopped while he was ahead. Alas,
he also put in a good word for "Jim Jones" -- that would be
retired General James Jones, the Obama operation's national
security adviser. Last time a Democratic administration
championed someone named Jim Jones, public diplomacy took a
dreadful turn, at least in Guyana.
We wouldn't be so quick to make this Jimmy Carter connection had
the nation's 39th president not participated in the recent
presidential luncheon with four of his successors -- while at the
same time keeping his distance
from all four (or maybe it was the other way around). It's not
easy being Jimmy Carter. Israel continues to ignore his
interventions,
homes he built for the poor are beyond dry rot -- at least
they won't be repossessed, he could counter -- and now his
economic achievement is about to be surpassed by an incoming
administration that refuses to recognize him as the architect of
its vision. But he's at peace with himself. So in a radical
departure, we will not burden him with an EOW award. One Nobel
Prize is enough for any man.
Unless his name is Paul Krugman. But we can return to him in due
course, once economic recovery has been achieved -- in a trillion
years, if you're willing to be optimistic.