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NOT TO PUT too fine a point on that pointy-head, but four years ago, Brooks looked at the election results and declared that "the values divide is a complex layering of conflicting views about faith, leadership, individualism, American exceptionalism, suburbia, Wal-Mart, decorum, economic opportunity, natural law, manliness, bourgeois virtues and a zillion other issues."
Nothing about the Fed pumping currency as fast as the Treasury could print it, nothing about the ballooning deficit, nothing about the evaporation of normal standards of creditworthiness in mortgage lending, nothing about 2,500 U.S. combat deaths in Iraq that would occur in the next four years. No, in November 2004, Brooks explored the "complex layering" of various irrelevancies that had little to do with why 51 percent of Americans didn't want that pompous blowhard John Kerry to be president.
Kerry had great hair, though -- you've got to give him that much. Massachusetts has provided America an almost unbroken succession of thickly planted political scalps. The Kennedy brothers all had first-class presidential hair and even the doomstruck Mike Dukakis couldn't be accused of any tonsorial shortcoming.
Maybe Mitt Romney's Massachusetts hair would not have been enough to win the White House in this year of Republican "brand damage" and virulent Obamaphilia in the press corps. Yet my theory that the GOP suffered for nominating a 72-year-old bald guy is at least as valid as Brooks's suggestion that Republicans lost because Tyrrell and his Traditionalist colleagues were "crushing dissent, purging deviationists and enforcing doctrinal purity."
Given Brooks's unimpressive track record in forecasting the political future, his invitation to overthink the recent political past shouldn't get an RSVP from conservatives. Just try to find a Republican presidential nominee for 2012 with nice hair. Lipstick is optional.
ame| 11.12.08 @ 8:12AM
Well said - and so true - we are a pathetic nation of "image only matters" - and Mitt Romney fit the image, but, more importantly, Romney fit the truth of fine character, selfless commitment to his country, intellectual prowess, command of economics, a moral and ethical center, and a true sense of devotion to his country. Romney was my pick and all the horrific criticism of his Mormon religion was disgusting. Romney would make an outstanding president: he has the experience and the character and the unwavering moral center. The way Romney was treated by the likes of "Mr. Fly-Boy I'm really a clost democrat" McCain and Huckabee was odious, nauseating, obnoxious and spoke to the lack of character of McCain and Huckabee for all his Biblical references. Instead of possibly electing Romney, a man f whom the nation could be supremely proud, Americans elected Obama: a man who has done NOTHING for the USA except take from her - a hard-core socialist, a Chicago thug who will use any means to any ends to get what he wants, a dissembling equivocator who makes Clinton look like BoPeep.
The Republican Party must return to its roots and Romney's ideology contained many of them - The only thing I want Republicans to stop is their hateful denial of the rights of gay people -
I am sick at heart that a megalomaniac left-wing enforcer like Obama was elected - he does not for one minute make me proud. I don't care what color my president is, but I care TOTALLY and IMMENSELY what his or her character is -
Mitt Romney was the president America lost because false egos and insipid, spineless, gutless
Republicans would not stand up - that's why we lost the election and why we failed to govern when we had the opportunity.
People like Brooks and Noonan continue to be shoved in our faces, but people of character such as Mitt Romney are pushed aside. That is America's great loss. Now we have to suffer through the Democrat goons in D.C. at every level when we could have been celebrating the return of decency and truth under Romney.
My heart is so torn by what I believe will be Obama and Democrat policies that are anathema for everything the USA stand for.
John| 11.12.08 @ 10:29AM
"Don't Overthink It": The title for this article says it all, I think. I assume this is written with tongue-in-cheek humor, although parts might have some truth. I do not think that the election (primary or general) was lost on the basis of hair. The true reason was the inability of the McCain campaign (and of McCain himself) to articulate a conservative message. Historically, well-articulated conservatism always trumps celebrity, "hope and change" and press-in-the-box. I sincerely "hope" for a "change" in 2012. If the conservative package has a nice bow on it (ie good hair), then so be it (Palin/Jindal???). I do have to say that I share in your jocularity. After all, if you can't laugh at tragedy.....
Red Neck| 11.12.08 @ 10:39AM
If someone wants flaming "gay" marriage to be boosted by a Republican, I suppose they could go to Arnold Schwarzenegger. True, he wasn't born in the USA, but as Obama has shown that little bit of Constitutional trivia doesn't matter.
mnotaro| 11.12.08 @ 11:46AM
Ame--don't forget Gay couples already have all the same rights as straight couples. We are not anti-gay rights. We would like the word marriage to be saved for a man and woman, just as God designed and intended. Prop 8 had NOTHING to do with gay couple rights or taking those rights away. And I'm not sure you are going to find too many Republicans Pro Gay marriage. That's not really a belief that comes from conservatives, usually those new age beliefs come from left wing liberal illuminati.
Josh F| 11.12.08 @ 1:18PM
Mitt Romney may be more telegenic than John McCain, but he also has the tendency to come across like a scripted android. That said, I don't see how someone with a bona fide track record of executive experience and a proven resume of actually turning businesses around would've hurt the GOPs chances in this most handicapped of elections. I couldn't help but think John McCain -- notwithstanding his apparent disdain for Mitt Romney -- had at least a mild case of buyer's remorse in picking Palin over Romney when the economy came crashing down mid-campaign.
J David| 11.12.08 @ 3:00PM
Beautiful parody of what the so-called "intellectuals" deep thinking really amounts to, Mr McCain, which is ultimately stupider than what the ignorant "independents' and moderates'" votes are based on, like looks and hair. Very tasty writing!
Villa | 11.12.08 @ 6:47PM
Don't overthink Brooks:
He is only an opportunist..........
Alan Brooks| 11.12.08 @ 11:56PM
of COURSE the piece was tongue in cheek; no one with more than a couple inches of pate would think hair makes a difference. But an overall physical appearance matters and in 1980 we elected a good looking man over the sad sack from Plains Georgia.
We can discount David Brooks as he doesn't know rednecks he speaks of very well-- when do you think he spoke in-depth to one last?
iamse7en| 11.13.08 @ 4:42AM
It's quite simple, actually:
ROMNEY/JINDAL '12
megapotamus| 11.13.08 @ 1:43PM
Any Republican candidate at whatever straits in his campaign if he had a) refused to endorse the bailout and b) laid it at Barry's feet would have won easily. There is no way McCain would do that, this bailout crap is just the sort of thing he is famous for. Sadly Romney, while an accomplished business man is also the sort of institutional character that would never consider bucking the collective will of Bush/Paulson and nearly every other high level political figure. It seems only Ron Paul has such a track record. The Mad Doctor is not so mad. This should not have been a close call. Everything that has happened in the markets and government since the bailout is fully predicted by theories of moral hazard and incentivization. Yet even now it seems NO ONE has learned these simple lessons. So the lessons will continue.
Michael L. Hauschild| 11.16.08 @ 8:46AM
The Noble Experiment II (prohibition by platform) has just ended with the most liberal politician possible in the WH backed by a Congress of similar leaning. Sadly, this new majority actually thinks they have some sort of “liberal” mandate. Not so, this election was a fluke for two reasons.
First, the positive, a black turnout propelled Obama into the presidency. However, what that constituency will soon come to realize is that he is primarily a democrat and the Oval Office will pledge its allegiance to the Unions and big government. By the time the next election cycle rolls around brother Obama will be back with his hand out to those still riding in the back of the bus, however, his continence will be that of a half white cousin to Jimmy Carter.
On the negative side, the Republican downturn was created on two levels, those who were so disgusted with their candidates that they stayed home and enhanced by many who actually voted. Shift voters made the emphatic statement that they did not want any meddling in their lives. Women told the Republicans to stay out of their womb; gays and libertarian straights told the Republicans to stay out of citizen’s bedrooms; and most importantly the scant electorate remaining punished the Republican elite for removing the term “illegal” from their vocabulary.
It seems that prohibition is a two way street. What the Republican platform needs is not Nobility, but repeal