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Barack Oboring

He's as unfunny as a laser guided toothache.

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ACTUALLY, THERE IS a third theme: cliche race jokes. Indeed, the man who is supposed to be above that sort of thing not only goes there, he goes there with some frequency.

At a South Carolina Democratic debate, Obama declined to state whether Bill Clinton had qualified as, in Toni Morrison's words, "the first black president" because "I would have to investigate more Bill's dancing abilities, you know, some of this other stuff before I accurately judged whether he was in fact a 'brother.'"

Or at an event in Atlanta he told a young, mostly black crowd "You can't find a job unless you are a really, really good basketball player. Which most of you brothers are not. I know you think you are. But you're not.

"You are overrated in your own mind. You will not play in the NBA. You are probably not that good a rapper. Maybe you are the next Little Wayne, but probably not. In which case you need to stay in school."

Most of his attempts at humor are mixed with "I'm Great" jokes. The Emmitt Smith joke came with a reference to Obama's popular talk show appearance in which he shimmied with Ellen DeGeneres. (The public swooned at his stiff dancing, because at least it wasn't as stiff as Al Gore or John Kerry.) The go-to-school joke only works because you wouldn't expect the Senator Barack Obama to name check "Lil Wayne."

Slate's Chris Beam observed that Obama actually "laughs at his own jokes, a staccato 'heh' that sounds naked when spoken into a mic in a large auditorium." He's laughing at us.

J. Peter Freire is managing editor of The American Spectator and a 2008 Phillips Fellow.

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topics:
Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, NATO

About the Author

J.P. Freire is a senior communications strategist with New Media Strategies. Previously, he was an editor at The Washington Examiner and The American Spectator.

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Frederick| 3.20.09 @ 3:59PM

His attempts at humor are just flat out creepy. People seem to muster up some uncomfortable laughter just to save him from complete embarrassment. Even more weirdly, he seems to think he's hysterical. Maybe it's like the old school yard bully who would make a lame stab at humor and his lackeys would be forced to laugh to alleviate the situation or risk his wrath later?

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