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Barack Oboring

He’s as unfunny as a laser guided toothache.

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ACTUALLY, THERE IS a third theme: cliche race jokes. Indeed, the man who is supposed to be above that sort of thing not only goes there, he goes there with some frequency.

At a South Carolina Democratic debate, Obama declined to state whether Bill Clinton had qualified as, in Toni Morrison’s words, “the first black president” because “I would have to investigate more Bill’s dancing abilities, you know, some of this other stuff before I accurately judged whether he was in fact a ‘brother.’”

Or at an event in Atlanta he told a young, mostly black crowd “You can’t find a job unless you are a really, really good basketball player. Which most of you brothers are not. I know you think you are. But you’re not.

“You are overrated in your own mind. You will not play in the NBA. You are probably not that good a rapper. Maybe you are the next Little Wayne, but probably not. In which case you need to stay in school.”

Most of his attempts at humor are mixed with “I’m Great” jokes. The Emmitt Smith joke came with a reference to Obama’s popular talk show appearance in which he shimmied with Ellen DeGeneres. (The public swooned at his stiff dancing, because at least it wasn’t as stiff as Al Gore or John Kerry.) The go-to-school joke only works because you wouldn’t expect the Senator Barack Obama to name check “Lil Wayne.”

Slate’s Chris Beam observed that Obama actually “laughs at his own jokes, a staccato ‘heh’ that sounds naked when spoken into a mic in a large auditorium.” He’s laughing at us.

J. Peter Freire is managing editor of The American Spectator and a 2008 Phillips Fellow.

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topics:
Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, NATO

About the Author

J.P. Freire is a writer in Washington and a former editor at the Washington Examiner and The American Spectator. You can follow him on Twitter @jpfreire.

Letter to the Editor View all comments (34) |

Pingback| 3.20.09 @ 11:09AM

I Used To Know A Guy Like That | American Princess links to this page. Here’s an excerpt:

…of the animal known as Homo Douchbaggius is that he has no capacity for self-deprecation and often a malformed, if absolutely non-existent sense of humor. In an astounding coincidence, neither does our fearless leader. In fact, the more I think about it, the more I tend to believe that Obama fits the “douchebag” archetype. Granted, I’m not close enough to him to know whether he exhibits any of…

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Michelle Malkin » Why can’t Obama tell a good joke? links to this page. Here’s an excerpt:

…in his body. To laugh at yourself, you have to really be laughing at yourself, not engaging in coy self-aggrandizement. J.P. Freire illuminated the root of Obama’s humor-challengedness last fall: Good read. Freire breaks Obama’s “jokes” into two categories: “I’m Great” and “I’m Only Pretty Great.” Indeed, if you watched Leno last night (or read through the…

Frederick| 3.20.09 @ 3:59PM

His attempts at humor are just flat out creepy. People seem to muster up some uncomfortable laughter just to save him from complete embarrassment. Even more weirdly, he seems to think he's hysterical. Maybe it's like the old school yard bully who would make a lame stab at humor and his lackeys would be forced to laugh to alleviate the situation or risk his wrath later?

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Dubya was the dumbest goddamn president that ever existed. Fucking republicans and democrats...you're both too fucking stupid to tie your shoes.
The presidency isn't a gongshow. It's the biggest business in the world. What, do you want Bill Gates to do a song and dance as well? Sorry if Obama doesn't have an organ grinder monkey to entertain you fools.

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