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Time on Her Hands
Hillary Clinton would like you to join her for dinner.
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pimped out
. Fair warning, though: I’m a sissy
teetotaler, so I’ll probably bug out before the
shots begin
to rest up for the inevitable pig
wrasslin’, square dancin’ and cow tippin’ denouement typical of
gatherings where the vanguard lets its hair down with the
not-bitter
proletariat — or, as Obama prefers,
the
Annie Oakley-wing
of the Democratic Party.
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During the campaign, I had the chance a few times to grab meals with supporters, but they were always rushed thanks to the frenetic pace of the campaign. This is my first chance to sit down and spend some real one-on-one time with you.Like I said, sounds great. I’m going through my closet looking for pastels right now. And, to be fair, I hardly made time for you, either. In my defense, you recall John Edwards — A.K.A. Mr. Two Americas; A.K.A. Johnny The NOT Historic Choice; A.K.A. Angry McWhitebread — was in the race for a spell, right? Well, he and the Brothers Goof, Chris Dodd and
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