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Wherever possible, put people on hold.

/blockquote> br> The parody ends on a perfect note, capturing the utter insipidity of the original and making impossible even to she the lame poster without bursting into gut-busting laughter: br> blockquote> em>Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment br> And despite the changing fortunes of time, br> There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance. /em> p> em>Therefore, make peace with your god br> Whatever you conceive him to be-- br> Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin. /em>

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