Among the Intellectualoids
It’s Either Too Hot or Too Cold
The Gore-ists could not see the forests.
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p>They tell us they’re sure of one thing;
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We’ll never see Fall or the Spring.
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We’re either stuck in Summer’s heat or Winter’s icy grip
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We’ll surely die from frost-bite or from bad post-nasal drip.
/p>
p>They’re winning as long as the media’s sold;
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It’s either too hot or too cold!
/p>
p>They’re either on fire or they’re chilled;
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They’re freezing a lot, or too hot to trot.
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It’s getting much warmer, unless it’s not…
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The truth can only free us;
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If not, you’ve got your Prius.
/p>
(Orchestral Break)
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