Eminentoes
Bewitched, Bothered, Bewildered
Rare candor from the wicked stepmother of American politics.
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em>When I lost to John Edwards,
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That was really a bruise.
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Could it be that he said words
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That even I won’t ooze.
/em>
/p>
p>Astute is he;
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Darned cute is he;
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So dashing in his empty suit is he;
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.
/p>
p>I’m ticked again;
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Drop-kicked again;
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Believe me, I won’t be out-slicked again;
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more
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