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Disambiguous Democracy

By Jay D. Homnick on 1.2.08 @ 12:02AM

A guide of the perplexed.

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14. Does your candidate believe that human activities, such as revving the engine of your Corvette in front of your girlfriend's house, are frying the planet to a crisp, and if so, will the green cheese which the moon is made out of melt?

15. Is your candidate aware of our national obesity crisis and does he support the creation of a new Cabinet-level department to monitor the caloric intake of every citizen?

Filling out this convenient format will enable you to choose wisely, so that a truly wise and inspired individual will put his hand into your pocket to buy a golden future for our children, or at least such issue as may survive the supersized global tuna melt, you know, the one with Al Gore's picture.

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topics:
Hillary Clinton, Earmarks, Environment, Law, Socialism, Immigration, Energy

About the Author

Jay D. Homnick, commentator and humorist, is a frequent contributor to The American Spectator. He also writes for Human Events. Here he performs his original composition, "Buy You (Bayou) a Drink".

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