GREEN GURU GORE
p>The frighteningly frantic Al Gore can be seen br> Jetting around the world painting it green. br> The fossil fuels used to carry this guru br> Might kill a rain forest, if his words were really true. /p> p>Of this teller of tales, this dreamer of fantasy, br> One might ask the question, "But why on earth can't he see br> The world of serious historic climatology?"