Political Hay
Restore Al Gore
A screwball comedy in time for Campaign 2008.
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p>You are the global leader of the climate-change choirs;
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And all of those whose minds are closed are out-and-outliers;
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Then there’s that golden statue from the Academy:
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Oh! Re-store, Al Gore to me!
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p>The DLC and Harold Ford may say you’re a whacko;
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But you can snuff them like a puff of Carthage tobacco;
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For Christmas all I want beneath my carbon-based tree:
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Oh! Re-store, Al Gore to me!
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Lisa Fabrizio is a columnist who hails from Connecticut. You may write her at mailbox@lisafab.com.
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