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Restore Al Gore
A screwball comedy in time for Campaign 2008.
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br> From Hillary to Johnnie E. there's no one to cater; br> They're not enough to fool the rank and file bourgeoisie: br> Oh! Re-store, Al Gore to me! /p> p>Your campaign might be lacking bucks but you'll never let it br> Go down the tubes when you can use that carbon guilt credit; br> That your devoted donors buy from your company: br> Oh! Re-store, Al Gore to me! /p> p> em>With Nobel Prize in hand you bring an air of defiance; br> That even right wing nuts cannot deny; br> The inconvenient truth is that you walk with the giants: br> "Your sweet alliance, with men of science!" /em>
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