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Restore Al Gore
A screwball comedy in time for Campaign 2008.
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Oh! Re-store, Al Gore to me!
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p>The way your former party-mates are underperforming;
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We need a shot of ultra-hot political warming;
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You needn’t be an alpha male-type genius to see:
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Oh! Re-store, Al Gore to me!
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em>Without you by our side our days are full of hand
wringing;
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And speaking truth to power is no more;
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If you would just declare, the netroots gang would start
pinging:
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“The happy singing, that you’d be bringing!”
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p>If you don’t join the race our only hope is Ralph Nader;
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