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I don't care that Al won the popular vote in 2000.

p>I just reflect on the aftermath of November 2000 and thank God that Al did not win the Battle of Florida. br> -- Dan Martin br> Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania /p>

See what eating Lutefisk will do to you? So much for fish being brain food! Maybe those self-important Norwegian "Quisling 5" committee members should eat more reindeer. Or polar bear. At the very least switch from those little canned sardines to bigger fish. I'm not a scientist, but maybe small fish produce small brain cells.

p>As to your comment about Al Gore's butt print, that wasn't very nice. Can Al Gore help it if his fat head leaked to his butt? It's global warming, don't you know. All that temperature rising causing his fat head to liquefy, leak out his armpits and produce "Butt Rising." Say, about 70 centimeters a year. Good thing there's a moratorium on whaling by Norwegians. Imagine Al Gore being harpooned while collecting his prize. br> -- Wolf Terner br> Fair Lawn, New Jersey /p>

You have to admit, those folks at the Norwegian Nobel Institute would give the Marx brothers a run for their money. Hey why not, if the French still go gaga over Jerry Lewis, why not the Norwegian's over Groucho? This is indeed comedy of the highest order. So without any further adieu, let's put an end to next year's speculation. Clearly, given the established criteria, that only world class gas bags need apply, only one candidate stands tall; that would of course be the articulate Iranian visionary, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

p>He not only has a final solution for Middle East peace, this man has shown a capacity to grow, as demonstrated by his recent embrace of homosexuality, upon learning of its existence in his Iranian paradise. To demonstrate the point, perhaps Mr. Ahmadinejad would accept the award in drag. Margaret Dumont, where are you when we need you the most? br> --

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