p>It's the story of a very unfortunate liberal man
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Who got arrested and ran to old Hong Kong
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He'll get twenty years' privilege taken away from him
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If he's not kidnapped again by the Tongs.
/p>
p>He's been makin' up straw donors just to raise the price
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Of a ticket to buy Hillary
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Says his loyalty's in 'Frisco where they send the rice
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But I think it's with the PRC.
/p>
p>That's why he says...
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I need to run from Hillary
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I need the Red Army to carry me home from San Francisco
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Or they'll bury my body there