The American Spectator

Another Perspective

(With apologies to Hoagy Carmichael)

p>It's the story of a very unfortunate liberal man br> Who got arrested and ran to old Hong Kong br> He'll get twenty years' privilege taken away from him br> If he's not kidnapped again by the Tongs. /p> p>He's been makin' up straw donors just to raise the price br> Of a ticket to buy Hillary br> Says his loyalty's in 'Frisco where they send the rice br> But I think it's with the PRC. /p> p>That's why he says... br> I need to run from Hillary br> I need the Red Army to carry me home from San Francisco br> Or they'll bury my body there