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11. Isn't it scary that the best campaign strategy in recent history is "don't show up for any debates"?

What debates? I haven't seen any debates. I saw a couple of lineups of people standing behind wooden boxes snapping sound-bites to reporters asking lame questions, but I have seen not one debate.

12. Do you think that Jay Molyneaux will ever tell us how he really feels about Democrats?

I know what I think of Democrats and the Democrat Party, he can think what he wishes to think. Liberty is a wonderful thing.

13. If I promise to think about voting for a Republican at some point in my life, do you think Mimi will mention me in a poem?

No offense, but you are a self-professed Liberal Democrat, promises for y'all seem to be "checks in the mail".

14. Did anybody get the number of that bus we threw Joe Lieberman under?

No, but Joe is still playing in traffic, waiting for it to come around and pick him up.

15. Do you think President Bush's SoulVision device needs to be put in the shop?

Ah yes! Pootie Poot... George was just a leetle too enthusiastic about that one, wasn't he? I will send him a note... Dear George, Vlady is not a nice boy. Please, don't let him have your toy truck, you'll never see it again. -- There izzat better?

17. How much of The Man do you have to be to survive a heart attack, plot to become President of Earth, tell a Congressman to perform an anatomically impossible feat, and have someone apologize to you after you shoot them?

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