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The Denver Derby

Laying odds on the most exciting sixteen months in politics.

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br> Odds: 30 to 1 br> Skinny: This former stable-mate of 2004 also-ran Joe Lieberman is a perennial favorite on the Nutmeg circuit, but can only perform on local tracks. Disregard the dosage index, as his sire ran as an anti-Communist moderate, but this runner shows no hint of it. br> Prediction: Will soon be put to stud at the Northeastern Liberal Presidential Candidates Retirement Farm. /p> p>Name: John Edwards br> Foaling State: South Carolina br> Silks: White with Red Cross Marking on Back, Flashing Red Ball on Cap br> Trainer: Crossing Over Stables br> Odds: 5 to 1 br> Skinny: Stumbled out of gate in 2004 before recovering to run on the coattails of European circuit favorite John F. Kerry. The talent of his grooms aside, don’t disregard this entry’s other attributes; his ability to channel dead children and raise the sick from wheelchairs could well propel him to the winner’s circle in the Snake Oil Stakes should his bid here fail. br> Prediction: Worth a possible exacta play with Bill Richardson on top. /p> p>Name: Al Gore br> Foaling State: District of Columbia br> Silks: Subject to Post-Time Decision By Trainer
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