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What Do I Know?

By Greg Gutfeld on 5.1.07 @ 12:08AM

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* We lost control of teenagers when we stopped hitting them.

* Just saying "shrinking polar ice caps" is enough to get you a hot date at Brown.

That's about all I know. By knowing so little, it makes it easier for me to get around. I travel light, and my head probably weighs less now than it did a year ago. I can't wait to see how dumb I'll be in a year!

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