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What Do I Know?

By on 5.1.07 @ 12:08AM

Absolutely nothing. That is what happens to anyone who ends up on television.

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* We lost control of teenagers when we stopped hitting them.

* Just saying "shrinking polar ice caps" is enough to get you a hot date at Brown.

That's about all I know. By knowing so little, it makes it easier for me to get around. I travel light, and my head probably weighs less now than it did a year ago. I can't wait to see how dumb I'll be in a year!

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Television, Environment, Global Warming, Military, Pakistan, Energy, Oil

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Greg Gutfeld, former editor of Maxim (UK), Men''s Health, and Stuff, runs Dailygut.com and is host of the new Fox News Channel show, Red Eye.

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