The American Spectator

I have no doubt the Mr. Obama’s candidacy is the result of a right wing conspiracy— a vast right-wing conspiracy. Its purpose is two-fold.

The right-wing forces of evil have an objective of blocking the Clinton utopia from becoming a reality. Under Ms. Clinton, we would not receive pay, but after taking all our money the beneficent government would provide each of us a stipend according to our needs, as our needs are determined by that government. Medical care would be free to all and since one see the veterans’ medical system in a shambles, one need not hypothesize more on that subject. And our language would be much proscribed. Many words would be removed from day to day social intercourse, and if used, the miscreant would be punished as felon. Some such words might be “Republican,” “conservative,” “Terror,’ “Christian” and “God,” just to name a few. And as Ms. Clinton is so fond of calling our attention to Europe and the way they do things, it might also be that, as in England with their Queen, one would not be allowed to make criticism of America’s.

Very obviously to this member of the vast right-wing conspiracy, Mr. Obama’s candidacy is a pernicious plot to win the conservatives favor, and that is their second objective.

Ms. Clinton’s explanation is as follows: “this evil right wing conspiracy has at its core, the purpose of ruining the gains Blacks have made., especially since my husband’s presidency. Obama knows nothing of world politics; he takes away my base of voters, leaving me the money from Hollywood and the elites; but making me look bad when I lose. Mr. Obama will look bad when he wins because of his lack of knowledge.” This sets up conservatives with their “I told you so” racist and corrupt constituency.”

Ms. Clinton continues: “If Mr. Obama wins and does well as either a campaigner or even President, then conservatives will point to his record and take credit for by suggesting that forcing my husband to enact welfare reform actually gave blacks the impetus and opportunity to show just how very well they could succeed.”

She further and adamantly denies these remarks are actually projecting her own views of things: ” My husband was the first black President of America and I ran the plantation, er, White House with dignity and friendship towards African- Americans.”