The American Spectator

Reader Mail

(Page 7 of 13)

Al Gore has a long history of reinventing himself, so we can hope this is simply another awkward "phase" he'll eventually outgrow (no pun intended). He has at various times discarded the old Al and morphed into new and improved versions. Just in recent years we have seen the dynamic Alpha Male Al, the laid back Earth Tones Al, the fiery evangelist Preacher Al, and the current Al -- Savior of Planet Earth.

p>In fact, I've wondered if Al's weight gain may reflect his subconscious desire to become the planet he hopes to save. Just a theory at this point -- but if he starts calling his head the "north pole" and the belt around his girth the "equator"... br> -- Doug Roll br> Jacksonville, Texas /p> p> The most effective way to stop Al Gore's "faith-based environmental evangelism" is to defeat the Democrats in elections. Global warming is just another front in the bloodless civil war we call politics. br> -- Michael Tomlinson br> Jacksonville, North Carolina /p>

15,000 years ago two cavemen were having this conversation:

p>"I don't understand it. We drink pure water, the air is clean and we eat organic food. How come we only live to be 35?" br> -- FE

topics:
Education, Health Care, Social Security, Religion, Environment, Global Warming, Hollywood, Constitution, Law, Russia, Israel, Africa, North Korea, Communism, Immigration, Oil