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Mdr /p>

Enjoyed the article, started my day off with a laugh, but wanted to make a comment about this:

"We need our corn for ethanol. Switch from Fritos to pork rinds."

Sorry since we are using all our corn for ethanol, there is not any left for pigs or people so no pork rinds or for that matter Tortillas.

p>Global Warming is the biggest hoax going right now, just follow the money. Carbon Credits give me a break Al. br> -- Elaine Kyle /p>

Remember when Mama told you to eat your beets because children in Africa were starving? After 45 years of my eating beets, I'm turning red and the children in Africa are still starving. So apparently my swallowing down the food has no effect on the general amount of hunger in the world.

I have therefore come to the conclusion that if I start doing things I don't like, in 45 years Global Warming will still either exist or not exist, and it's just not worth it to find out 45 years from now that I gave up La Vida Loca for nothing.

I therefore have decided to follow the lead of our Glorious Al "W.H. Taft" Gore and consume 20 times the amount of everything (well, not food because my doctor advises against it, unlike Mr. Gore's doctor apparently) that other people consume, instead of cutting back. Unlike Mr. Gore, I promise not to insist that you do as I say and not as I do. You go right ahead and suit yourself.

p>I look forward, unlike the portly Mr. Gore, to 45 more years of happily sacrificing for nobody. br> -- Kate Shaw

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