By Philip Klein on 1.19.07 @ 12:08AM
Hamas's new English-language website celebrates martyrdom, reveals the truth about the Lewinsky scandal, and praises Jimmy Carter.
"Why Don't Al Qassam attack West Bank wall?" asks a commenter named iranian, referring to the
Israeli security barrier. "The West Bank wall is massive. You
couldn't hope for a bigger and more difficult to defend target than
that."
With a syntax jarring to those of us living outside of Gaza, the
poster alqassam commandos writes back that "If Al-Qassam Brigades
can do this they will do but Israel now don't allow any money to
reach to Al-Qassam Brigades and always kill Al Qassam Brigades
members."
"It can't be just about money," iranian snaps back. "They still
have Al-Qassam rockets, RPG, explosives. They can use those
weapons. Considering the zionists are using the wall to steal land,
I can not understand why the resistance don't attack it."
"But brother rockets and other weapons are in Gaza only not in
West Bank," alqassam commandos responds, punctuating his sentence
with a digital frown.
Not to be deterred, iranian explains that, "They can use shaheed
to place explosives next to it or dig under it, then blow it up
from underneath. Did Al-Qassam not do this already in Gaza, under a
zionist base?"
For English-speaking Web Surfers looking to catch up on the
latest terrorist attacks, suggest new ones, or vent about criminal
acts committed by the Zionist pigs and their enablers in
Washington, the new Website of Ezzedeen Al-Qassam Brigades offers the
perfect opportunity. Also known as the armed wing of Hamas,
Ezzedeen Al-Qassam has launched its first English language website
in an attempt to polish its image, as Hamas is in the midst of a
power struggle with the rival Fatah party led by Palestinian
President Mahmoud Abbas.
"Hamas has collected millions of dollars to improve its
information campaign," a Palestinian Authority official told the Jerusalem Post, which reported
that the money was raised by the terrorist group in recent visits
to "some Arab and Islamic countries."
The site features news, press releases, and videos aimed at
educating English readers on Hamas's progress toward its goal of
destroying Israel. In addition to profiling the group's martyrs, the site explains why it's absurd to believe that a
person who blows himself up is committing suicide, which would be
strictly forbidden by the Koran. According to the site, "the one
who blows up the enemies of Allah by blowing up himself as well
cannot be considered a suicide, and he is, Allah willing, a
martyr."
Most of the fun is reserved for the forum, where participants
post articles and engage in debates. In one exchange, Assad-u-LLAH asked readers to "take minute
and pray for saddam's soul...remember he supported Palestine,"
while a moderator, Rehmat, contended that "Saddam was nothing more
than a puppet, whose strings were pulled by the thugs and butchers
sitting in highest chairs in Riyadh, Washington and Tel Aviv."
In another thread titled, "No silence anymore," Abu Qais vowed, "we are ready to burn the past, destroy the
present, to have the future, and we know that it will be our
future."
American readers may think they know all there is to know about
the scandals of the Clinton administration, but if they weren't
reading the Al-Qassam forum, they wouldn't know that "Bill Clinton had 'oral
sex' with a White House intern -- but later revealed that the
intern Monica Lewinski was a Jewes 'call-girl' planted by Israeli
Mossad to suck some secrets out of US president."
When LeastLikedGuy asked for documentation of this and other
examples of a Zionist conspiracy, Assad-u-LLAH responded by calling
him a "nazi joo boy" and declaring "hey to bad we didn't get you
all but we going to :)."
But not all U.S. leaders are berated in the forum -- it seems
that our 39th president has a bit of a following in the Hamas
community. One post titled "Jimmy Carter -- Not Just Peanuts"
favorably quotes a recent Los Angeles Times op-ed by the anti-Zionist from Georgia. At least
he's feeling the love somewhere.
topics:
Bill Clinton, Islam, Iran, Israel