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A Visit From St. Hillary (2006)
With sincerest apologies to Democrats everywhere and, once again, to Clement Clark Moore.
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p>She spoke of Obama in tones that were hushed;
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(But she couldn’t conceal that her forehead was flushed).
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“Barack is a rock star, his feats superhuman;
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(Though born with the ears of an Alfred E. Neuman).
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His face is quite winsome, his teeth white and pearly;
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(But to covet my White House; it’s rather too early!)
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And he could be elected; it may come to pass;
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(But he hasn’t a record, and no gravitas.)”
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p>Her handlers were nervous, her stance was a fright;
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As her feet kept on dancing between left and right!
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Barack was a problem, he filled them with fear;
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And they needed to think up a plan that was clear.
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But Hill had recovered, she filled them with smiles,
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