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A Visit From St. Hillary (2006)
With sincerest apologies to Democrats everywhere and, once again, to Clement Clark Moore.
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To placate the middle and dogs that are blue,
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They dumped Alcee Hastings, and John Murtha too!
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But then in a twinkling, I saw on the set,
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A startling scene that I’ll never forget;
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As I grabbed for my clicker to turn up the sound,
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Through my Sony, St. Hillary came with a bound!
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p>She was bathed all in Earth tones from head down to toe,
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With a big goofy grin, ala H. Ross Perot;
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Her eyes — how they sparkled! Her cheeks were so rosy!
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Her little pug nose just like Nancy Pelosi!
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Her actions were strange and her tone made me wary,
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She dressed like Babs Bush but she talked like John Kerry!
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She turned with a jerk in a move that was deft,
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Then she zig-zagged to center, before lurching left.
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