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A Visit From St. Hillary (2006)
With sincerest apologies to Democrats everywhere and, once again, to Clement Clark Moore.
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br> To placate the middle and dogs that are blue, br> They dumped Alcee Hastings, and John Murtha too! br> But then in a twinkling, I saw on the set, br> A startling scene that I'll never forget; br> As I grabbed for my clicker to turn up the sound, br> Through my Sony, St. Hillary came with a bound! /p> p>She was bathed all in Earth tones from head down to toe, br> With a big goofy grin, ala H. Ross Perot; br> Her eyes -- how they sparkled! Her cheeks were so rosy! br> Her little pug nose just like Nancy Pelosi! br> Her actions were strange and her tone made me wary, br> She dressed like Babs Bush but she talked like John Kerry! br> She turned with a jerk in a move that was deft, br> Then she zig-zagged to center, before lurching left.
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