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Jack Penkrot /p> p> WIRELESS RISKS br> Re: Michael Fumento's False WiFi Fears : /p>

Actually, Mr. Fumento, WiFi is a health risk in the U.S., but it only affects Democrats! We're just learning about the test results since Algore (the inventor of the Internet, and probably WiFi, as well) went mad. The experiments on Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid are continuing, and show promising results. Karl Rove gave them all cell phones for Christmas, just last year. No one seems to know if he gave any to RINOs, but Senator Specter has been exhibiting symptoms. Lincoln Chafee wasn't on the list since he's a known alien from the Alpha Centauri system and WiFi has long been a problem there.

p>This is so much fun! br> -- Mike Showalter br> Austin, Texas /p> p>

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