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FOX NEWS REPORTER: Hey, anybody seen my puppy? What's this in the overhead compartment? Is that...a snake? AIEEE!
SNAKE: SSSSSSSS! (note: watch that video!)
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Man, those co-ed bathrooms are creepy. Hey, did somebody say there are snakes on this plane?
OTHER COACH PASSENGERS: Snakes! On our plane! We're never giving this airline any money for the rest of our liveswhile these snakes are here!
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: That's the most hateful thing I've ever heard a passenger say! Are you retarded?