After drying my eyes from laughing my way through this hilarious send-up of Dems in disarray, a sobering thought hit me — this entire article could be true.
If ever an argument were to be made for mandatory psychiatric examinations of all presidential hopefuls, Al Gore and Howard Dean qualify.
Does anyone remember Al Gore’s final concession speech at some sort of gala he and Tipper hosted? Al was in shirt sleeves outdoors in December 2000 (everyone else was suitably bundled up against the weather). But there was Al, sweatin’ like a cotton chopper in July. He had perspiration underarm “puddles” the size of picnic plates. That is not normal. Well, who knows what is normal for Al? But if space allowed, I could name a few mood altering drugs that cause excessive perspiration — but this guy gives new meaning to the term, “hyperhydration”! And if the “drenched in dew” was not a clue, certainly his behavior from that day forward — including his Saturday Night Live hot tub gig — is that of a seriously unbalanced man. No one has said, but how is his venture into cable TV going?
As for Howard Dean, the banty rooster who would be King — maybe that “Eeeearghhh” was some kind of premature crowing.p>Can’t wait for 2008. Bring on the clowns. br> — Diane Smith br> South San Francisco, California /p>
A man of faith in a godless age is hitting Americans where it hurts.
Mr. and Mrs. American Spectator Reader, let P.J. O’Rourke talk sense to your kids.
In Britain, defending your property can get you life.
The debacle of this president’s administration is both a cause and a symptom of the decline of American values. Unless Congress impeaches him, that decline will go on unchecked. An eminent jurist surveys the damage and assesses the chances for the recovery of our culture.
It won’t take long for conservatives to scratch this presidential wannabe off their 2008 scorecard.
The American Christmas, like the songs that celebrate it, makes room for everybody under the rainbow. Is that why so many people seem to be hostile to it?
Was the President done in by the economy, or by the politics of the economy?
H/T to National Review Online