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A Visit From Old St. Hillary
With sincerest apologies to liberals everywhere and, once again, to Clement Clark Moore.
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When they meet with flush lobbyists, eager to buy;
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So out to the hustings the Democrats flew,
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With a slate full of programs for states colored blue.
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And then in a twinkling, I saw on TV,
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As stunning a change as you’re likely to see;
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As I grabbed for my clicker to turn up the sound,
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Through my Sony, St. Hillary came with a bound!
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p>She was dressed all in white from her head to her toe,
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All except for a pink blouse that set her aglow;
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An American flag pin she wore with great pride,
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And she looked to my eyes like a blushing new bride.
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Her eyes — how they sparkled! Her cheeks were so rosy!
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Her little pug nose just like Nancy Pelosi!
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Her sweet smiling lips bore no hint of complaint
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