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A Visit From Old St. Hillary

With sincerest apologies to liberals everywhere and, once again, to Clement Clark Moore.
p>'Twas the night before Christmas, as in days of yore; br> Not a liberal was stirring, not even Al Gore; br> Our prospects were sinking, we pined in despair, br> And prayed that St. Hillary soon would appear. br> We Democrats waited, while snug in our beds, br> Impeachable articles danced in our heads! br> But with Bush in the White House and Cheney as veep, br> I'd just settled down to a paranoid sleep. /p> p>When out on the Beltway arose such a clatter, br> I headed for Hardball to check out the chatter. br> I reached for my clicker with partisan glee, br> But only to gape at a blacked-out TV.
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