In the spirit of buy-partisan-ship and fare-ness, I respectfully submit the following:p>1. Graft should be a cash only business but you have to provide your own coffee can and shovel. br> 2. When your favorite pork project is up for cancellation, please don’t forget to cry in front of the full Senate. br> 3. Pork is easier to sell when it’s good for the environment, children, or quality of life. br> 4. Remember, pork is the other white meat. As such, make sure to cook the books completely before serving.
A man of faith in a godless age is hitting Americans where it hurts.
Mr. and Mrs. American Spectator Reader, let P.J. O’Rourke talk sense to your kids.
In Britain, defending your property can get you life.
The debacle of this president’s administration is both a cause and a symptom of the decline of American values. Unless Congress impeaches him, that decline will go on unchecked. An eminent jurist surveys the damage and assesses the chances for the recovery of our culture.
It won’t take long for conservatives to scratch this presidential wannabe off their 2008 scorecard.
The American Christmas, like the songs that celebrate it, makes room for everybody under the rainbow. Is that why so many people seem to be hostile to it?
Was the President done in by the economy, or by the politics of the economy?