By Lisa Fabrizio on 8.18.05 @ 12:07AM
If Crawford were on Cape Cod, the president would be enjoying smooth sailing.
If it's August and the press is languishing in Crawford, Texas,
it's time for the annual Bush vacation media bash. This means that
unless there's a kidnapping or runaway bride story to hold the
nation's interest, the media will instead launch into their
favorite summer pastime; turning the president's visit home into a
four-week sentence of derision and contempt.
The media seem not only offended that the president has the
audacity to take a month off but that he persists in doing so in
the middle of media nowhere. Unlike Bill Clinton who, until he left
office, had no private residence to call home, President Bush dares
prefer the dry dust of Texas to the haughty climes of chic, liberal
playgrounds.
Beginning with his first year in office, his month-long trek to
Crawford has occasioned wrath and scorn from the left and their
media wing. Barely six months into his first term, USA
Today was already chiding with the headline, "Poll Finds Most Are
Put Off By Bush Vacation." The paper immediately tagged him as
another lazy cowboy:
Bush's advisers are sensitive to the perception that he
doesn't work as hard as some of his predecessors. If Bush returns
as scheduled on Labor Day, he'll tie a modern record for
presidential absence from the White House -- held by Richard Nixon
at 30 days. Ronald Reagan took trips as long as 28
days.
Gratuitous though it was of USA Today to include Nixon
and Reagan, there was no mention of President Clinton's frequent
soirees which, when covered by the press, often included posed
photo-ops of romantic hand-holding or dreamy beach-dancing with his
devoted bride and hobnobbing with Hollywood celebrities. No such
treatment is accorded Bush in Crawford, as the only thing he
brushes up against is brush.
A year later, USA Today returned to its now-favorite subject, this time
with "Bush Vacation Plans Draw Heat from Democrat," reporting that
"A leading Democrat criticized President Bush on Tuesday for
planning to spend a month at his Texas ranch while the stock market
plunges and foreign affairs remain volatile."
In 2003, CBS's website registered with a little ditty called "Bush
Vacation Is Over," where we learned that "Vacation is over for
President Bush, who is back at the White House with a long list of
pressing issues awaiting his attention," which of course went on to
discuss neglected budget deficits and volatile foreign affairs.
In the August run-up to the '04 election, CBS, in an otherwise
even-handed piece, nonetheless couldn't resist citing a DNC
press release titled, "George W. Bush: Taking Vacation, Not
Responsibility." They dutifully went on to note his total ranch
days to date as 254, adding, "The Democratic National Committee
loves to needle Mr. Bush about the time spent at his ranch."
And a rollicking 2004 piece by Fred Kaplan in Slate
called, "The Out-of-Towner," posited that Bush's 2001 vacation
may have been responsible for 9/11. Kaplan explained "how our
government let disaster happen" and concluded, "The 9/11 commission
has unveiled many critical problems in the FBI and the CIA. But the
most critical problem may have been that the president was off
duty."
This year's serving of sour ranch dressing takes on historic
proportions as the Washington Post headline screams, "Vacationing Bush Poised to
Set a Record." And, to clarify his position in the slacker hall of
fame alongside you-know-who, the subtitle reads, "With Long Sojourn
at Ranch, President on His Way to Surpassing Reagan's Total."
In a rare departure, the Post actually makes reference
to Mr. Bush's predecessor: "Bill Clinton, lacking a home of his
own, borrowed a house on Martha's Vineyard, except for two years
when political adviser Dick Morris nudged him into going to
Jackson, Wyoming, before his reelection because it polled
better."
What the Post fails to mention, however, is President
Clinton's own record-setting performance as the all time
globe-trotting president, especially during the time of his
impeachment. Clinton's total of foreign trips -- business and
pleasure -- nearly eclipsed those of his three predecessors
combined, at a cost of untold millions to the American
people.
Typical of the media's treatment of Clinton was in 1998 when he
jetted off to Africa with 1,302 of his closest friends. He was
generally let off the hook for his role in the hideous genocide in Rwanda
because, after all, he apologized for slavery, didn't he?
No; media mockery and derision are reserved for him who merely
wishes to eschew Beltway bloodsuckers for boots and barbecue. With
the Congress and most of D.C. scattered to the winds until fall,
those unfortunate enough to be stuck covering the president will
continue to bemoan their lot and bewail his sloth.
In truth, what they really despise is having to endure the 100
degree heat, suffer Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld's ill-advised
attempts at cowboy-wear, and, worst of all, breathe the
insufferable air of red-state America.
Lisa
Fabrizio is a columnist who hails from Connecticut. You may
write her at mailbox@lisafab.com.
topics:
Bill Clinton, Business, Hollywood, Africa