Would you mind terribly not posting the Monday Prowler until, say, 5 a.m.?
Posting it shortly after midnight, as you do, makes it difficult to resist the urge to stay up and read it as soon as it goes up, and then there is the problem of Mr. Babbin's column, the required-reading "Loose Canons."
It is ruining my health. He is relentless, either shoving our faces in the poo we've tried so hard all weekend to put out of mind, or, revealing some new poo we hadn't even known about.
Either way, we're up all night, tossing and turning in trepidation or fury. Hell of a way to start a Monday morning, and it's downhill all week from there.
We need to keep our strength up for the awful struggle ahead.
Hillary? No, no, no -- is it drawn so near, so soon? The Decline and Fall, I mean.
p>Gibbon, meet Babbin. br> -- Paul Kotik