The American Spectator

p> Right on, Mr. Neumayr, if I may borrow a phrase that expressed liberal agreement back in the '70s. I was thinking along the same lines last week when I read a liberal criticism of President Bush not ranking high on a list of “sexy celebrities.” After logging more than 35 years in American high schools, I can authoritatively say that the Times needs some 16 year-olds with newspaper experience to compile the ever popular “Most and Best” list, you know, the one that, like, is the like staple of like every high school newspaper. I can see it now: Bill Clinton — Best Smile; Robert Byrd — Most Likeable; Hillary Clinton — Most Likely to Succeed; Ted Kennedy — Bad Boy; Sandy Berger — Most Trustworthy; Barbara Boxer — Friendliest. I could go on, but what would be the point? I mean, after all, aren’t all the cool kids at school liberals? How could Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Janeane Garofalo be wrong? I take my hat off to liberals. They can’t think of anything worth dying for, but they’ll kill to be in with the “in crowd.” br> — Joseph Baum br> Newton Falls, Ohio /p> p> FAN FOLLIES br> Re: Paul Beston’s Fan Rule : /p> p>Paul Beston has it just right. Narcissus lives in sports. Perhaps this is a reflecting lesson for all of us. br> —