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Start your school day without a prayer.
Without a prayer of what? Passing? Learning anything useful? Oh, without a prayer to God? You guys won’t that battle a long time ago. You must be cribbing off an old list.
Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
Well, for starters, it hasn’t gone very well. I’m going to need another tax cut if I’m going to come up with the cash to get these wisdom teeth removed. Thanks a lot evolution!
Learn French.
For what? If the French have something to say to me, tell them to learn English. I’m not enough of a sadomasochist to learn the language of a country that has nothing to send my way but whining and carping.
Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.
I hate it when people do snarky things like this, but…it’s a commonwealth, not a state. Sorry! I guess this means you get to spend an extra week in Syria!
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A man of faith in a godless age is hitting Americans where it hurts.
Mr. and Mrs. American Spectator Reader, let P.J. O’Rourke talk sense to your kids.
In Britain, defending your property can get you life.
The debacle of this president’s administration is both a cause and a symptom of the decline of American values. Unless Congress impeaches him, that decline will go on unchecked. An eminent jurist surveys the damage and assesses the chances for the recovery of our culture.
It won’t take long for conservatives to scratch this presidential wannabe off their 2008 scorecard.
The American Christmas, like the songs that celebrate it, makes room for everybody under the rainbow. Is that why so many people seem to be hostile to it?
Was the President done in by the economy, or by the politics of the economy?