By Shawn Macomber on 10.18.04 @ 12:06AM
A comedian loses it shilling for John Kerry.
All the praise and attention the media have spent the past four
years lavishing on The Daily Show has finally gone to Jon
Stewart's head. The cover of Newsweek, on-air
heart-to-hearts with Bill Moyers, a Number One New York
Times bestseller, and old institutional hands like Tom Brokaw
and Dan Rather groveling at his feet in every possible forum have
all conspired to launch the comedian into a celebrity stratosphere
where the air is so thin he forgot it was humor and impeccable
comedic timing that opened the door to this particular kingdom, not
his political acumen.
A sure sign of Stewart's atrophying sense of humor was his
Friday afternoon appearance on CNN's Crossfire. Much
lauded out in the hazy blips of the blogosphere, the appearance was
nevertheless a boring, soulless, and, worst of all, completely
humorless exercise in hubris. From the get-go it was apparent
Stewart had no interest in telling jokes or even busting out any of
his trademark understated cerebral mocking. He began by explaining
he thought the show was "bad" and accusing the hosts of "partisan
hackery," before launching into his main self-righteous dialogue
between…well, mostly between himself and his sizable ego.
"I wanted to come here today and say stop, stop, stop, stop
hurting America," Stewart admonished hosts Tucker Carlson and Paul
Begala. "And come work for us, because we, as the people...need
your help. Right now, you're helping the politicians and the
corporations. And we're left out there to mow our lawns."
When did Stewart suddenly become the established voice of "we,
the people"? It looks as if the "fake news anchor" has decided to
combine Ralph Nader-esque populism and vague conspiracy theories
about spectral capitalism-spawned bogeymen with sarcastic humor. A
registered letter from Michael Moore's attorney cannot be far
behind.
BUT, THEN, WHAT'S annoying about the newly minted Stewart the
Crusader isn't that he's taking serious political stands. The best
political comedians -- Mort Sahl, Bill Hicks, Dennis Miller -- have
always been true believers with a core of seriousness and righteous
indignation at the center of their humor. The problem with Stewart
is that he demands respect but is unwilling to take responsibility
for the things he says. When it is time for a Stewart lecture,
there is no room for kidding around. But when his conclusions or
statements are questioned, it's suddenly time to roll his eyes and
morph back into the Teflon comedian. On Crossfire, for
example, after pleading with a straight face for the hosts to
"stop, stop, stop hurting America" and praising his own show for
its level of "civilized discourse," Stewart summarily shot down
Carlson's questions about the kid-glove handling of John Kerry on
The Daily Show last month.
"If you want to compare your show to a comedy show, you're more
than welcome to," Stewart said, adding snarkily that he didn't
realize that, "news organizations look to Comedy Central for their
cues on integrity." When Carlson protested that he thought Stewart
was going to be funny, Stewart shot back acidly, "I'm not going to
be your monkey." Blogs everywhere exploded with glee at this verbal
coup de grace, but -- like it or not -- Carlson was making
a valid point. When Stewart had John Kerry on the couch, he grilled
him with questions such as, "How are you holding up? Is it hard not
to take the attacks personally?" and "Have you ever flip-flopped?"
Fine. No one expects Leno, Letterman, or any other late night
entertainer suddenly to begin channeling Chris Matthews.
Stewart wants it both ways, however. He'll lightheartedly lob
softballs at Democrats he openly endorses for office, but when a
conservative voice comes on there are few smiles and fewer mercies.
In a recent post-debate interview with Rudy Giuliani, Stewart
barely let the mayor finish a single sentence. Over and over it
was, "But I think what John Kerry was saying was…" reducing
Stewart to a pinch hitter for Mary Beth Cahill. Similarly, Ralph
Reed's views on the war in Iraq were dismissed out of hand during
his visit to The Daily Show.
It's worth noting that we didn't hear Stewart protesting that he
was just a comedian when a Kerry spokeswoman told the
Washington Post, "Jon Stewart understands perfectly all
the important issues facing this country right now." In fact, in
the same article, Daily Show executive producer Ben Karlin
seemed to be taking the comedy show's campaign coverage exceedingly
seriously.
"All of us [on The Daily Show] are just blown away by
the turn the campaign has taken," he said. "We cannot believe that
this is what is being talked about at this juncture. It's so
astounding to us. We are trying to work through our amazement and
to conduct a meaningful conversation absent of incredulity."
ABOVE ALL, THIS IS one comedy show no one is allowed to make any
jokes about: When Bill O'Reilly suggested earlier this year that
Stewart's audience was made up of "stoned slackers," Comedy Central
couldn't let such an accusation impugn the credibility of its "fake
news show" and was soon feverishly issuing press releases pointing
to studies that showed viewers of The Daily Show were more
politically savvy and better educated than those who spend every
night in the No Spin Zone. Likewise, when Carlson suggested that
Stewart was "more fun" on The Daily Show, Stewart -- scion
of "civilized discourse" -- said, "You know what's interesting,
though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show."
Umm, touché?
In the midst of this even Paul Begala's patience, typically
limitless with liberals, was tested. "Let me get this straight,"
Begala said. "If the indictment is -- and I have seen you say this
-- that... Crossfire reduces everything to left, right,
black, white…Well, it's because, see, we're a debate
show…It's like saying The Weather Channel reduces everything
to a storm front." Earlier in the show, Stewart had demanded Begala
say something nice about George W. Bush, which he graciously did.
The whole thing reeked of hypocrisy. When was the last time Stewart
followed his own advice? It's a free country and any of us can say
as much good or bad as we like, but don't be a partisan jerk all
the time and then lecture others on the beauty of non-partisanship.
It makes you sound like Pat Leahy.
It's all selective behavior, of course. When an interviewee with
a shared viewpoint is on, it's time to "conduct a meaningful
conversation," a "civilized discourse." But when someone they don't
agree with is on, it's time to raze the village. All of which is
all well enough. It's how the game is played. But when you preach
your own virtues and lecture others about their deficiencies, you
become a target. Maybe Bill O'Reilly and Stewart have something in
common after all.
topics:
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