Liberal hindsight about September 11th has degenerated to the
level of barroom conversation.
“I didn’t believe that the attack on the World Trade Center
could have been prevented when we started this investigation,” says
Bob Kerrey, who has become de facto commission chairman. “After
studying the details for six months, however, I now believe it
could have been stopped.”
After studying for six months, Kerrey could probably carry on a
brief conversation in Farsi as well. But is that any proof that he
could have read the future?
The most shameless meanderings came from Nicholas Kristof in
last Saturday’s New York Times. “The 9/11 attacks could
have been prevented,” Kristof announced with admirable finality in
a column entitled, “Why Didn’t We Stop 9/11?” He then went on to imagine
the conversation that should have taken place on August 6,
2001, after a CIA briefer informed President Bush that Osama Bin
Laden was hoping to hit targets in America:
Bush: Any idea where?
C.I.A. briefer: Sir, it could be almost
anywhere, anytime. But pattern analysis suggest a target both huge
and symbolic, perhaps another explosion to topple the World Trade
Center, or the Sears Tower, or the Capitol. And Bin Laden has
always looked for targets in aviation.
Bush: Gosh. Hijacking airplanes?
Briefer: Yes, Mr. President, there are reports
of a hijacking plot to ransom the blind sheik… . Or he could
blow up planes and airports… In 1995 … we let Philippine
police interrogate [Abdul Jalm] Murad… a key figure in a
plot to blow up as many as 12 United Delta and Northwest jumbo jets
over the Pacific Ocea.… After he’d been beaten with chairs,
burned with cigarettes and half-drowned, he disclosed a plan for a
suicide airplane attack on the C.I.A.’s headquarters.
Bush: You mean using a plane as a missile? . .
. If the Big Beard is into aviation, let’s watch flight schools and
airports.
And so forth.
All this reminds you of that old New Yorker cartoon
where one barroom orator announces to another, “And how come we’re
not sending men to the moon anymore, either?” Rather than tutor
these people in history, let’s just finish off Kristof’s
conversation for him:
Bush: So who do you think Osama’s got working
for him here?
Briefer: Well, you know that Mohammad Atta guy
down in Florida, the real surly one? We figure he’s probably
involved.
Bush: Yeah, I never liked that guy.
Briefer: He’s living in Miami, but we figure
that’s a ruse. He’ll probably hijack the plane somewhere up north,
maybe around Boston.
Bush: When do you thing this thing will
happen?
Briefer: They’ll probably wait until September
when people are back from vacation and the buildings are packed.
Tuesdays are a slow flying day. They’ll probably pick the first
Tuesday in September.
Bush: September 2? No, that’s too close to
Labor Day. It’ll probably be September 11th.
Briefer: That’s a better guess.
Bush: So let’s go out and arrest him right
now!
Briefer: Well, Mr. President, there’s a
problem. They haven’t done anything wrong yet. The Fourth Amendment
says you can’t start investigating people until there’s probable
cause that they’ve committed or are about to commit a crime. All
we’ve got now is that these guys are Middle Easterners who’ve been
taking flight lessons. If we try to move now, that would be racial
profiling. You wouldn’t want to do that, would you, sir?
Bush: Gosh no, I guess you’re right.
Briefer: So what do you want to suggest?
Bush: I’ve got it! They’re going to hijack the
plane out of Boston on September 11th, right? Let’s take Air Force
One and cruise the area that morning. As soon as we see a plane
divert toward New York, well turn on our flashing lights, force
them to land at Newark, read ‘em their rights, and arrest them on
the spot. That way we can stop the whole thing without violating
the Constitution.
Briefer: (high-fiving). Mr. President, you’ve
got it! All system go! We’ll see you the morning of September
11th!
