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br> Re: Enemy Central's Enemy of the Year : /p>

In chewing the cud provided by your Enemy of the Year award, it occurred to me: We seem to be on the verge of Mad Howie Disease or BSG (bloviated spongiform gasbagopathy).

p>The good news is we won't have to quarantine this particular source before he pollutes the policy discourse food chain. He has aggressively taken that task upon himself with his nonstop, anti-American, gloom & doom nincompoopery. There may be something more gratifying than watching a well-heeled, fat-headed, self-absorbed would-be adversary trivialize himself into extinction by drinking his own bathwater with a self-satisfied slurp! , but at the moment it eludes me.... br> -- Thomas E. Stuart br> Kapa'au, Hawaii /p>

"...we could not recall, perhaps owing to a medical condition..."

p>The condition is called "Euphoric Recall." It's best known to me by my inability to remember just how bad my experiences with women have been, forever consigning me to approaching the next one with joy and anticipation (Euphoric Recall) ; unable to recall with sufficient force the memory of my last debacle with them!! br> --

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