By Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder on 1.5.04 @ 12:05AM
Michael Jackson should not be forced to face a jury if his crime is merely being odd or different from us.
NEW YORK -- Reading about Michael Jackson brings to mind H. G.
Wells. Before discussing that improbable connection, let's get
something straight! In our book, there is nothing more
horrific and revolting, to a degree that renders it almost
unimaginable, than abusing a child. Turning to the next page in our
book, there is nothing that can suggest mitigation, motivation, or
excuse, whether it be purpose or perpetrator, priest or pervert.
Sexual abuse of a child is an ultimate irredeemable, unmitigated,
absolute evil. And if there were a Richter scale of evil, any child
molester should be relegated to a level of hell populated by
twisted despots and serial killers.
Turning to the Michael Jackson affair, elements continue to
disturb us. The District Attorney Sneddon is nick-named "Mad Dog."
People should rightfully be suspicious of a District Attorney with
this appellation, since such monikers are usually reserved for
criminals like Vincent "Mad Dog" Coll -- who played a nifty tune
with his tommy gun during the heyday of Prohibition. We prefer our
role model for a District Attorney to be like the character played
by Jay Jostyn in the long running 1939-1954 radio serial "Mr.
District Attorney." At the beginning of the show a booming voice
from an echo chamber intoned the duties of "Mr. District Attorney"
and then proceeded to name the virtues of that position -- first of
which was "protector of the innocent."
Innocence is a unique presumption under the modern law of free
societies. We all come clothed in that state of grace, and it is
the job of government to pierce, when appropriate, that cloak. This
all is a far cry from "Mad Dog" Sneddon's unique pursuit of
justice.
In his first press conference in which he announced his
prosecution of Michael Jackson, you would think he was going to a
Bar Mitzvah. It was delayed because the police were, as he
indicated, preoccupied with Halloween events. He then mangled the
law when he announced that now, because of a new statute, the
victim can be forced to testify. One could reasonably suppose that
a District Attorney would read the law before a major prosecution
was announced, and certainly before proving his ignorance to the
assembled press of the world. The California statute does not force
a victim to testify, but rather it is designed to prevent
a situation where the victim takes money not to testify.
Apparently, before "Mad Dog's" next press conference, when he
correctly explained the statute, some law student showed him the
law.
After the press conference, "Mad Dog" sent 70 police officers to
Jackson's home to search for clues. Again, one might reasonably
raise the question that since he was absolutely certain that he
could prove Jackson guilty, what was the need to send the 70
policemen? Or at least it would seem logical to send them
before, not after, the announcement. Also, if we
were parents of a child that had been molested, we would be telling
our story not to a force of 70 cops waiting to pounce like the
Fourth Infantry Division in Iraq, but rather to an overworked,
underpaid police officer who would be typing out our complaint on a
1942 Underwood. We would also question why our child was relegated
to one kind of police attention and Jackson to another.
ALL OF THIS BRINGS US to H.G. Wells' short story, "The Country of
the Blind," which tells the tale of an adventurer who "slipped
eastward toward the unknown side of the mountain" in an
inaccessible valley "[t]hree hundred miles and more from
Chimborazo, one hundred from the snows of Cotopaxi, in the wildest
wastes of Ecuadors' Andes, [into a] mysterious mountain valley, cut
off from all the world of men," peopled by natives who are all, at
this stage of their insulated existence -- blind. "A strange
disease had come upon them and had made all the children born to
them there...blind."
The traveler falls in love with one of the chief's daughters and
asks for her hand in marriage. The elder of the tribe senses there
is something different and strange about the traveler -- something
that must be rectified before he can claim the girl. They finally
decide that he is different because he has two lumps on his face --
his eyes -- that must be removed. "[I]n order to cure him
completely, all that we need to do is a simple and easy surgical
operation -- namely, to remove these irritant bodies."
Michael Jackson is certainly odd and dances or sways to the beat
a different drummer than the rest of us. Sadly, it is often human
nature to look at someone radically different from ourselves with a
mixture of loathing and fear. Think of the emotions registered on
the faces of people who buy tickets to the thankfully disappearing
"entertainment" freak shows.
Michael Jackson, if he is a child molester, or if there is
evidence of such conduct, should be tried, convicted and punished
in the harshest manner allowed by law. However, he should not be
forced to face a jury if his crime is merely being odd or different
from us, or offending our sensibilities. In any event, it should be
in the public's interest to have trials that are fair and unbiased
prosecuted by a District Attorney who approaches his assignment in
the same manner. It is not served by having a prosecution conducted
by a District Attorney whose nickname is "Mad Dog," who has
personal grudges to satisfy, who misstates or misunderstands the
law, and who chooses to make a circus out of a situation that cries
out for all the fairness and sensitivity as befits the legal
process as it strives towards resolution.
"Mad Dog," given his actions, is not the person we feel should
represent the body politic in this pursuit. In the way he has
undertaken his mandate, he has shamed himself, and in a larger
sense, all the rest of us who look to our system as an example of
the way a free society deals with those who have violated its laws.
In a sense "Mad Dog" has made us all culpable in a twisted and
personalized institutional predetermined search for the truth.
California has a new Governor, like him or not, who was elected
on the basis of his bringing new thinking and approaches to old
problems. He has it in his power to appoint a special prosecutor
for the Jackson case. He should do so. We are all -- including
Jackson, like him or not -- entitled to a process that does credit
to our way of government, and in so doing, to all of us. Too often,
in our nation's history, we look back, years later, to a criminal
trial and we see, with the acuity of hindsight, a process
hopelessly compromised by questions of race, religion, national
origin, or just plain fear. This unfortunate history stretches from
the witches of Salem, to the Scottsboro Boys, to Sacco-Vanzetti,
and the deplorable Red hunts after the First and Second World wars.
This should not be allowed to happen in the Jackson case.
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