What goes around comes around — but rarely so rapidly.
Earlier this month, New Orleans Saints wide receiver Joe Horn
punctuated a touchdown against the New York Giants with a
choreographed end zone celebration in which he grabbed a cell phone
he had stashed under the goalpost padding and pretended to phone
home to announce his accomplishment. It was a cheap, classless
stunt — the kind that’s become commonplace around the National
Football League — which rubbed salt into the wounds of a Giants
team already behind that day and suffering through a miserable
season.
Horn claimed he was only trying to have fun and give the fans
what they wanted. There’s some truth in this — witness the
popularity of souvenir jerseys of perennial showoff, and all around
weasel, Terrell Owens. But Horn’s defense utterly misses the point.
The nature of competitive sports is that one mans triumph is
another’s defeat. Showboating amounts to a boldfaced contempt for
the failed efforts of your opponent. It’s a dehumanizing gesture,
an inability to put yourself in his shoes, to recognize his
pain.
Perhaps Horn recognizes that pain now, after one of the most
bizarre finishes in NFL history. Horn’s Saints trailed the
Jacksonville Jaguars by seven points — a touchdown and extra point
— with only enough time for one play to cover 75 yards for the
tying score. The Saints, who needed the win to keep their playoff
hopes alive, threw a short forward pass followed by three wild,
improvised backwards laterals across the field, with Jacksonville
defenders flailing at the ball the entire distance; against all
odds, the last lateral found its way into the arms of Saints
receiver, Jerome Pathon, who caught it in full stride and sprinted
into the end zone. It was a miraculous play, setting the stage for
the Saints to send the game into overtime … except Saints
kicker John Carney, successful on 403 of 408 extra point attempts
in his career, hooked the kick wide right. It was his first missed
extra point since 1999.
As the agony of the moment registered in the faces of the Saints
players — the loss eliminated the team from a possible playoff
berth — perhaps Joe Horn, whose shoulder had been separated
earlier in the game, gained a measure of insight into the nature of
sportsmanship.