WASHINGTON — I am wondering. At this point in the Democratic
lunge for the presidential nomination, does Dr. Howard Dean have a
monopoly on that sector of the Democratic vote that we may classify
as the moron vote? Or is the idiotic Senator John Pierre Kerry
chipping away at these serried ranks of oafs? And, just as an
aside, are there still enough Democrats of the type who nominated
Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Adlai Stevenson, John Kennedy,
and Hubert Humphrey to give the nomination to Senator Joseph
Lieberman, heir to the governing wing of the Democratic Party?
The other day on CNN I heard the mentally-disturbed Mr. Michael
Moore dismiss Lieberman as “a Republican.” Mr. Moore, naturally,
admires Dr. Howard Dean, the moderate governor of Vermont who now
insists that he is a Yippie, circa 1968. Mr. Moore is sufficiently
mindless to believe that. Senator Lieberman on the other hand has
for many years been steady in his commitment to the collectivist
domestic policies and vigilant foreign policy that New Dealers,
Fair Dealers, and New Frontiersmen used to govern America for
roughly three decades, setting the country on a course that
defeated world Communism and accomplished some rather good things
domestically. To say that Senator Lieberman is a Republican is
either stupid or a deception.
Deception plays very well with the Democrats’ moron vote, though
it is perhaps more accurate to refer to that vote as the
indignant moron vote, for it is very indignant and in fact
proud of its anger. Anytime I write something discourteous about
Dr. Howard Dean I receive a torrent of e-mails from the indignant
moron vote. Usually the indignado begins by claiming never to have
voted before but now to be attracted by the shirt-sleeved medico’s
illusory virtues. Now I wonder if Senator John Pierre Kerry has
nibbled away at Dr. Howard Dean’s vote. The Vietnam veteran who
supported the war in Iraq, but did not support the war, who boasts
of his war record but does not boast of his war record, is
certainly an obvious enough fraud to appeal to the moron vote.
Moreover, he is sufficiently angry to give the morons goose
pimples.
That he is a splendid phony is abundantly clear. In fact he may
be the phoniest of all the Democrats now running. This week in
The Hill the indefatigable Sam Dealey, a
reporter who has the wit to report not only what a politician says
today but what the pol said yesterday, demonstrated what a fraud
the Francophile senator from Massachusetts really is. First Dealey
reports that Dr. Howard Dean is chiding Kerry for “flip-flopping on
the importance of serving in Vietnam in presidential politics.”
Then Dealey reports Kerry’s many boasts about how important a
credential his military service is. Then Dealey disinters
statements by Kerry in the 1990s denying the importance of a
military credential. Kerry was defending Bill Clinton, the draft
dodger about to win the Democratic presidential nomination. In
defense of Clinton Kerry said things such as this, a rhetorical
question to Clinton’s opponent, President George H. W. Bush, “if
service or non-service in the war is to become a test of
qualification for high office, you would not have a vice
president.” He is referring to the fact that Vice President Dan
Quayle only served in the National Guard.
Kerry, the veteran who stresses his military service but does
not stress his military service, also disparages service in the
National Guard. Though you can be sure he will soon insist that he
does not disparage service in the National Guard, especially when a
reporter notes the fine service the Guard is now performing in
Iraq. That quotation directed against Quayle is ancient history.
But then there is this quote from October 6. Asked about
reinstating the draft, Kerry gratuitously sneers, “There are some
people in high office today who pulled strings to get into the
National Guard.” That is a canard he and the moron vote fling at
the President.
Viewing the charges that the Democrats fling at one another and
the charges they fling at the President who it seems to me is
almost certain to be reelected, I have come to a conclusion. These
candidates have an instinctive aversion to the truth. On matters
large and small they are with surprising regularity wrong.
Apologists explain that they have to be wrong to appeal to their
base, the moron vote. I hate to sound like a moralist, but I just
do not think that is a sufficient reason for lying, even about
yourself.
