HILLARY: IT’S OVER
Re: To
Hillary With Love and To
Hillary With Love, Part Deux:
I would like to add to the growing list: “Parasite! My Life”
— Carol Hamilton
Alexandria, VA
Mr. Watson’s “The Vagina Ideologues” has my vote.
— Michael Lesutis
Whatever the title — I feel certain that there will be a dust
jacket comment from Mohammed al Sahhaf praising the book’s reliance
on Mohammed al Sahhaf.
— Kevin Soch
Nevada City CA
I missed the title deadline, but so what. If it’s good enough for
Hillary, it’s good enough for you. So here it is: “I Did It MY Way
(And So Will You)”
— Glenn M. Strong
Media, PA
This is way late for your “contest,” but I am compelled
to suggest: “Liar, Cheat & Thief: The Hillary Ilyich
Clinton Story”
— Ron Ackert
“The Meaning of Is”
— Dave Roberts
If there is a third: “Traitor: An Autobiography, with introduction
by Ann Coulter.”
— Dick Lambert
Eagle Rock, VA
And just as a question, when will we have the Bill Book Title
Contest?
Really enjoyed the Hillary one this week :-)
— Bryan Mullinax
Monument, CO
CNN’S SUICIDE BOMB
Re: Enemy Central’s Instant
Revisionists
In his recent N.Y. Times article (“The News We Kept To
Ourselves”), Eason Jordan of CNN sounds positively ecstatic that,
now that Saddam has been toppled (gee, how did that happen?),
“these stories can be told freely.” Not a single clue that
he, with his temporizing and acquiescence toward a
monster, was part of the machine that kept those stories from being
told in the first place. Just the fact that Jordan thought it a
“moral obligation” to warn King Hussein about a threat on his life,
yet remained silent about the brothers-in-law of Uday (who faced
certain death if lured back to Iraq), tells us all we need to know
about the moral compass of an Eason Jordan. But what is truly
galling and, frankly, puzzling is how casually Jordan discusses
colleagues (other reporters, for example) who were subjected, first
hand, to the brutality of Saddam Hussein. Where is the solidarity
for a fellow worker? It seems the worst kind of corporate hypocrisy
to stare a monster in the face and smile when he has power, and
then tell us after the fact how you “really feel.” Jordan should
save his glee and moral cleansing; his stains are permanent.
— Mark W. Tinder
Baghdad and Basra, the scenes of what some call looting, but which
is in reality but a vigorous redistribution of wealth. I can’t wait
to point this out to the first whining Dem who bemoans this
phenomenon as a sure sign of failure in the Iraq campaign.
— Paul Kotik
Plantation, FL
THE FICKLE RIGHT
Re: George Neumayr’s New
Low Country France :
Chirac went from being the Respectable Right’s savior from that
dangerous Le Pen, to now being our Public Enemy No. 1, just by
consistently playing the corrupt, unprincipled poltroon he’s always
been.
— Fred Dempsey
Tell your “French” (ouch, said it again) contact who called Bush an
a—hole that Chirac is a disgusting insect that most of us would
love to step on. And de Villepin resembles Vichy France in its
worst way. I will keep on all my elected representatives to assure
that France, Germany (they always make trouble, don’t they?) that
other little meaningless country whose name escapes me), and Canada
will not enjoy one franc from the efforts of the Coalition and the
suffering of the Iraqi people.
— George T. Bedway
Winchester, VA
THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Re: Michael Craig’s The
Lawful Truth:
In re Michael Craig’s comments about William Bulger, only a
lawyer could make the statement, “As much as I respect the rule of
law, I think you have to stick up for your family and friends
before helping that faceless mass of ‘society,’”, or equate the
kind of lack of cooperation in attempting to track down a known
gangster and murderer with “loyalty.” My Father was a policeman for
37 years, and Mr. Craig simply confirms the opinion that he had,
and I have, regarding most lawyers. Read Shakespeare!
— W. B. Heffernan, Jr.
PELOSI BUFFA
Re: The Washington Prowler’s Democrats
Head for the Hills:
As Mrs. Pelosi praised the troops, she also said their
success was owed “in large measure” to former President Bill
Clinton. “This best-trained, best-equipped, best-led force for
peace in the history of the world was not invented in the last two
years. This had a strong influence and strong support during the
Clinton years,” she said.
Is this an appropriate example of the “comic opera” metaphor, or
what?
— Stephen “Doc” Watson
KERRY CHANGE
Re: The Washington Prowler’s Regime
Change’s Little Dictator:
Do you suppose, as John Kerry has enthusiastically borrowed a
slogan from the anti-war left, he will also use the slogans
“Impeach Bush” or perhaps “Support The Troops Who Shoot Their
Officers” (from Pelosi’s district)?
— John Harvey
Bellevue, WA
COOLING TREND
Re: Patrick J. Michaels’ Bush,
Blair, and Kyoto:
I appreciate and applaud the courage our President has shown in
his steadfast determination to liberate Iraq. I voted for him in
2000 and plan to vote for him in 2004. However, I am not a blind
follower of the President. He disappointed me on the Education Bill
(Kennedy’s) and on Campaign Finance Reform (a political sham
designed for the dual purpose of perpetuating incumbents and to
silence dissent in the weeks leading up to national elections).
I intend to vote against anyone in Virginia who votes to
implement the economy-destroying, pseudo-scientific nonsense that
is the Kyoto Treaty. I don’t care for what Blair wants. He is the
socialist Prime Minister of a socialist country, and I don’t cotton
to socialists. If our President decides to implement Kyoto by
default, refusing to veto any bill that contains Kyoto-like
verbiage, I will vote against him in 2004. And so will a heck of a
lot of other conservatives. And President Bush will need every
conservative vote he can get in 2004.
I recommend that President Bush seek to emulate President Reagan
and not his father’s presidency. Reagan did what he said he was
going to do and won reelection. His father waffled on taxes and
other issues and lost his bid to be reelected two years after
liberating Kuwait.
— Mike Slater
LATE FLIGHT TO LISBON
Re: Bill Croke’s The
Red Green Mountain State:
Vermont ain’t that much different from N.H. anymore. In case you
haven’t noticed lately, N.H. is ram packed full of Flatlanders from
Mass. and Conn., and like Vermont, they have stayed. Now they are
doing their best to make N. H. just like the sewer they left
behind. Doing a pretty good job of it.
— Martin N. Tirrell,
Lisbon, NH
DEAD WRONG
Re: R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr.’s The
Time Machine:
If you think that Time got the war wrong you should read the
Newsweek dated March 24, 2003.
— Joe Dreyer
Just read the latest. I have a suggestion. Please replace
“decimated” with “annihilated.” It’s a better word.
— Jim Klein
GUILTY AS CHARGED
Re: James Bowman’s Guilt
by Defense:
Excellent article by Mr. Bowman. I nearly wreck my car in rage
when I hear NPR “journalists” lump Iraqi military and civilian
casualties together, implying that the poor Iraqi soldier was
fighting out of fear for his family and was just a victim, too.
Hogwash. If he was interested in protecting his family, he should
have turned around and shot his officers. He was armed, after all.
A curse on their mustaches!
— Andrew J. Macfadyen, M.D.
San Antonio, TX
COURSE CORRECTIONS
Re: Jordan Carswell’s letter in Reader Mail’s Green
States:
Not to rub salt in such recent wounds — as I rather doubt that
Jordan Carswell (“From Left Field,” April 10) is rejoicing in the
news of Baghdad’s liberation — but I think his bringing up
Secretary Rumsfeld’s decades-ago meeting with Saddam Hussein
overlooks a salient fact.
Mr. Rumsfeld, like all conservatives living in the 21st century,
has learned from his mistakes.
Mr. Carswell and his ilk might like to try it some time.
— Kevin McGehee
Coweta County, GA
THE NEW DAUMIER
Re: G. Mitchell’s letter in Reader Mail’s Green
States:
As Bill O’Reilly might bellow, Mr. Mitchell, you’re spinning!
When I described France as old and batty, and the United States as
insolent and precocious, I was not, in any way, shape, or form,
attempting to assess the durability of each nation’s democratic
experiment, nor, in doing so, was I suggesting that France’s
republic is superior to ours simply because she is so venerable.
(On a side-note, my mannered Vitalian comments about France, Russia
and the like were not designed to postulate a stance but to
articulate a means of expression. It was about the form not the
discussion.) Since I am not the most astute student of
Franco-American relations (a point that should have been made clear
in my initial letter) and, furthermore, decline from speculating on
the enduring quality of political traditions that have not yet run
their course (I think a star taking unilateral explosive action
against earth should be the quietest of your apocalyptic
concerns.), I was only speaking in cultural terms about how the
perceived divisions between American leaders and French leaders are
best represented by the coarsest of convenient cultural signifiers
neatly diced, slathered in creamy b.s., and tenderly funneled
through the flimsy strainer of witty neo-con bluster.
This tendency can yield truly stupid fruit, but, more often than
not, it simply makes for a good light-weight read and allows
post-structural super-stars like myself to have a field day
ruminating on the benefits bestowed by such circumstances. We’ve
always loved making fun of the French and now we can do so, not
just over over-priced Burgundy at a snobby restaurant but in the
pages of such bastions of legitimately brainy conservative media as
the Weekly Standard and The American Spectator.
It’s an exciting development. I remember visiting France as a much
younger man. I was in the company of my parents and my kid brother.
Naturally, our parents were dragging us around to varied sites of
value against our will. I may have appreciated art more than the
average twelve-year old but somewhere between the Louvre (aka the
bloated Death Star of museums), the Musee D’Orsay and a host of
smaller ones, I lost my patience. With my brother as dependable
side-kick, I took to playing a delightful new game that quickly set
the tenor for the remainder of our family vacation: The Spot A
Particularly Haughty And/Or Prim And/Or Silly-Looking French Person
And Start Laughing Uncontrollably While Pulling Out A Notebook And
Attempting To Draw A Fetching Cartoon Of Said French Person To The
Amusement Of Siblings And The Chagrin Of Parents Game. Needless to
say, while I’ve never had a more pleasant travel experience, it
seems a bit peculiar that renowned conservative pundits are
currently coveting the conceptual ground I broke nearly eleven
years ago with a ball-point pen and a steno pad. I have never
published my cartoons, but I still have them and would love to
submit them for your viewing pleasure.
— A. Simmons/
San Francisco, CA
THE GAUL OF SOME PEOPLE
Re: A. Simmons’ letter in Reader Mail’s Fighting
Logic:
A. Simmons’ warning that we better not mess with the manly
French shows a creative grasp of history. The Normans were
descended from the Scandinavian Vikings, not the French. Charles
Martel and his Islam-bashing cohorts were Franks, not French —
there was no France yet and would not be for centuries. Claiming
them as proof of France’s macho chops is akin to an American’s
laying claim to the martial exploits of Richard the Lionheart and
Brian Boru.
France’s sole brush with modern martial glory came at the behest
of a Corsican thug to whom they freely handed their country twice,
once at gunpoint and once at a simple display of charismatic
bravado.
As Dennis Prager wrote, “From the Jacobins and the guillotine,
to the Dreyfus trial, to the Vichy regime, to de Gaulle’s
withdrawal from anti-Communist NATO, France, with rare exceptions,
has done little that is moral and nothing that is courageous. So
the disdain that many Americans have long felt for France has
merely been reinforced.” Harking back to sword-swinging robber
barons squabbling over the ruins of the Roman Empire is unlikely to
change that, anymore than Saddam’s arrogating the legacy of Saladin
intimidated the 3rd Infantry.
— Richard McEnroe
