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'Twas Just Before Christmas
Relying on inside sources and air-defense intercepts, we've been
able to piece together the odd pre-holiday events at Democratic National Committee headquarters.
able to piece together the odd pre-holiday events at Democratic National Committee headquarters.
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br> to convince the swing voters they could stand by themselves. br> "On Daschle, with the nerve to lead our great nation br> unless I hear Rush Limbaugh on a radio station." /p> p>"On Gephardt, in my new role as a hawk, br> but the unions still love my protectionist talk." br> "On Kerry, I'm Senator from Massachusetts. br> Does anyone here still not know I'm a Vet?" /p> p>"On Senator John Edwards, trial attorney, br> two words that should make most decent folk spurn me." br> "On Governor Dean of Vermont, I'm your new savior. br> I want more social programs than Ben & Jerry's has flavors." /p> p>But just then, down the chimney Santa did land,
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