Relying on inside sources and air-defense intercepts, we've been able to piece together the odd pre-holiday events at Democratic National Committee headquarters.
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'Twas just before Christmas and in a deep funk
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were Democrats whose Senate Majority'd sunk.
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Their House margin too saw a November fall-off
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but hey, at least they still had Terry McAuliffe.
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p>When from the TV there arose such a din,
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they thought it was Trent Lott saying "sorry" again.
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But no, it was
60 Minutes
causing the uproar
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with that
Saturday Night Live
character Al Gore.
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p>His eyes how they twinkled! His hair was still raven!