Ben Stein's road map to highway happiness, plus more.
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PHARISEE SOUP
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Re: Ben Stein's
Roadway
Pharisees
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p>Interestingly, the Pharisaicism of SUV-haters is not evidenced
by a self-denying modesty: far from it. Rather it rests in the
beggar-thy-neighbor attitude of denying others their pleasures,
while quietly enjoying one's own little trinkets. SUV haters would
be horrified to hear that houses of more than four rooms were to be
taxed into extinction, or that energy-inefficient sink holes like
opera houses, art galleries and public libraries might face
punitive fiscal treatment. That grand Pharisee, Bertrand Russell,
tells an engaging story about a child enrolled at his experimental
school who put hatpins in the soup. Asked by Russell whether she
had thought about the risk to herself, she replied, "But I don't
take soup." Indeed.
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Lawrie McFarlane
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Victoria, British Columbia
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Ben Stein's article about the SUV pharisees reminds me of an
incident in Denver about ten years ago when I was a hotel doorman.
A pair of guests arrived in a run-down old Buick that was so out of
tune it was barely running, and was emanating a ghastly trail of
pollutants. The driver was wearing a shirt (actually, if memory
serves his wife/girlfriend was wearing an identical shirt) with a
montage of cute wild animals on the front, along with a message
along the lines of "I refuse to pledge allegiance to a country that
[devastates the environment]." When they checked out, they couldn't
get their car started because it was so out of tune. Having had
some experience with cars, I nursed the car to life for them, but
couldn't even look them in the eye. Imagine, someone who would
disown his own country for the sake of a feeling of
self-righteousness, before spending $100 on a tune up which would
actually do some good.
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Ted Angell
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Florianópolis, Brazil