It might be cheaper to move him to Las Vegas and let him pretend he’s Sammy Hussein.
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Rumors of Hussein Family Gambling Abound
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July 7, 2004 — Sources in the gaming industry estimate that Saddam
Hussein and his son Uday have lost as much as one billion dollars
at the gaming tables. The Husseins, legendary high-rollers who hail
from Iraq, have reportedly snuck out of the country in violation of
U.N. rules and gone on high-priced gambling junkets in Australia
and Nassau, where they lost more money.
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Baghdad Returns to Chapter Eleven
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June 17, 2005 — The Baghdad Casino, in financial trouble since it
opened last December with Rosie O’Donnell as its New Year’s Eve
entertainment, finally filed for bankruptcy yesterday. This is the
latest setback for the Hussein family, big gamblers from Iraq who
also own the casino. Caesars Palace joined the list of casinos that
have turned down Saddam or son Uday’s requests for lines of credit.
The property, formerly the Aladdin, formerly a vacant lot, formerly
the original Aladdin, has been in bankruptcy for most of the last
25 years and locals believed it was inevitable it would happen
again.
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Floorman Stricken at Craps Table
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October 24, 2007 — Saddam Hussein, a night-shift floorman at Pit
No. 3 at the Imperial Palace Casino, collapsed on the layout last
night and was pronounced dead on the scene by casino medical
personnel. Hussein was remembered by other members of the pit crew
as a boisterous man with a penchant for tall tales, from his
adventures as a high roller to the time he was supposedly an
Arabian warlord. Said a stickman at the table as they hauled away
the corpse, “Sammy was one of a kind. He would insist that he once
took a swing at some Washington, D.C. bigwig. We’ll miss his wild
stories.”
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Michael Craig, a writer in Scottsdale, Arizona, is most
recently author of The 5 Minute Investor, a lazy
investor’s guide to figuring out what’s happening in big
companies.
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The debacle of this president’s administration is both a cause
and a symptom of the decline of American values. Unless Congress
impeaches him, that decline will go on unchecked. An eminent jurist
surveys the damage and assesses the chances for the recovery of our
culture.
The American Christmas, like the songs that celebrate it,
makes room for everybody under the rainbow. Is that why so
many people seem to be hostile to it?