By John Corry on 5.8.02 @ 12:25AM
Where's Mrs. Thatcher to straighten it all out?
London -- Britain's local elections last week did not prove much
one way or the other, except, it seems, that traditional party
loyalties are frayed. Voters tended to remove from power the party
that had enjoyed it. What this means at the national level nobody
really knows, and inventive as the British press is, it was hard
put to find much to write about. It was saved in part, though, by
the race for mayor in Hartlepool, a northeast seaport city. When
one Stuart Drummond had announced his candidacy there, the on-line
bookies put him at 100 to 1, but he campaigned on a promise of free
bananas for schoolchildren while he wore a monkey suit, and he
won.
Meanwhile attention was also paid to the 68 candidates from the
British National Party, or BNP. It may be the successor to Sir
Oswald Mosley's old 1930s Fascists, or it may be the British
equivalent of France's National Front. On the other hand, it may
only be a collection of boyos who want to whoop it up. On the eve
of the elections, however, the tabloid Daily Express ran
pictures of the BNP candidates, along with a big front-page
headline, "Vote These Nazis Out." But the Express may not
be a reliable guide, even if it does call itself "The World's
Greatest Newspaper." Just after the elections, in another
front-page story, it reported on a connection between Osama bin
Laden and Nazis.
Of the 68 BNP candidates -- in all there were 6,000 candidates
for local office across Britain -- only three won, in the northwest
city of Burnley, where they were elected to the council. The
political columnist for the Evening Standard said their
victories came about because "the BNP has exploited the seeming
collapse of any resolve on the part of authority to uphold law and
order," and it may be he was right. Crime statistics are rising all
over Britain. There are fears, especially, about random
violence.
Indeed with that in mind, some 6,000 police officers were
assigned to watch over London's traditional May Day marches and
demonstrations. There were almost as many police officers, in fact,
as there were marchers and demonstrators. Consequently other than
some bottle-throwing and window-breaking there was little trouble,
and the police congratulated themselves on a job well done.
The next day, however, 47 police officers were injured when
hundreds of football hooligans went on a rampage after their team,
Milwall, lost to Birmingham and failed to make the league's
play-off final. It was, Scotland Yard's deputy commissioner said,
"the most serious street football violence ever seen in
London."
No doubt it was. Cars were torched, and store fronts destroyed
amidst the general mayhem. But remember now there will always be an
England, and that old sentiments abide. People go dotty over
animals, and the press paid more attention to injured police horses
than it did to the injured officers. "Horses Injured in Milwall
Mob's Attack," the Daily Telegraph said, for example, in a
horrified front-page headline.
In particular, the press, the sober Financial Times
excepted, was interested in a horse called Alamein. Depending on
which story you read, Alamein suffered a severed leg artery when it
crashed into a car after being frightened by an incendiary flare,
or crashed into a car after it was frightened by a police officer
who fell from another horse, or crashed into a car after it was
frightened by surging hooligans. All the papers assured their
presumably worried readers, however, that Alamein would recover
nicely, although he would be out of action for several weeks.
The coverage, I thought, was consistent with today's Britain.
The British are well meaning and sentimental, but they also seem a
bit rudderless. Tony Blair is a cipher, and Mrs. Thatcher is not
there to straighten things out. The British know they have a
problem with crime and violence, for instance, but they are unsure
what they should do about them, and in their vexation they vote for
a man in a monkey suit or three boyos who may or may not be
Nazis.
But clotted cream still goes well with scones and strawberry
jam, and a popular Queen Elizabeth is beginning her Golden Jubille
year, and there is a wonderful D'Oyly Carte production of
Yeoman of the Guard at the old Savoy Theater. So perhaps
there will always be an England, after all.
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