The Current Crisis
Bill Simon's Winning Numbers
All the while, the California media insist he's losing by a wide margin.
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Finnegan whipped a few other non-Republicans in the "GOP-majority town" into a fury. Democrat Beverly Whalin gasped, "If they're going to take that step backward, you wonder what else they're going to do. You start thinking are they going to invite Jerry Falwell out here? Or Pat Robertson?"
Finnegan lets hairdresser Starla Adkins finish his news story with an ominous warning to Simon. "Stay out of my womb," she said. "That's what I like to tell a lot of these political men."
Don't worry, Starla, your womb is safe. The California media will stand watch over it.
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